( a message from beyond the grave )

i've got a new place.
i'll see some of you soon.

(i can't erase two years)

out on the porch the fly strip
is waving like a flag in the wind
and i don't look forward to seeing you again
you look like a photograph of yourself
taken from far, far away
and i don't know what to do, and i don't know
what to say except.... fuck you

hey....this week i'm not going to say anything about sex at all except to anyone i may be having sex with. [it says MAY, daddy. chillax] i am having a revolution. resolution ( Read more... )

i want to have a tea party where only people who made me happy could go ( Read more... )

you tell me that she is annoying
and she says that i am pretentious
and i want to say that she's wrong,
(she says that i'm wrong)
but maybe we are both wrong?

there's always something to make you wish for the good old days

at least we were wrong together.

ps: hollie, who died?

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( hitler made me do it )

trying to think of instances where companies are misspelling words to create a "brand name" product or slogan, etc. bad grammar in slogans is also appropriate.

and! comments on how people misspell things on purpose to be "kewl"

gah!

help...

you can't really research this.

gooo essays

if i could videotape everything you say
and replace the dialogue with my inner monologue

would all the words stay the same?