*Sonic Santa is the guy from Sonic that calls and basically says, 'That entry form you just barely remembering filling out a couple of weeks ago, we drew it. You've won an iPod. Can you come pick it up tomorrow?'
I got here a little before 2, and I was petting it while it warmed up to room temp. Then there was battery petting until it warmed up. Now the battery is in and charging. Soon, soon I'll turn it on and the great display question will be answered.