Delphine qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car. (ever outrun a unicorn? hmm?)
Delphine invented the internet just so she had a place to store her porn. (what can I say, I'm a thousand years old!)
Thousands of years ago Delphine came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was
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