Hell Ain't All It's Cracked Up To Be!

[demon_james]

*I can't help but think to myself that this place isn't all it's cracked up to be. Demons falling in love? Demons --gag-- Rising for love? What in the Morningstar's name is this place coming to?*

Had a little chat with Demon Viggo's minion Carlajane. Now she's a really sensible gal, and can see the beauty in the EVIL we Demons are SUPPOSED to be

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[demonjolie]

*descends like a pack of harpies with demon_lucy and demon_jaime*

OOh, fresh meat!

*tugs on your clothes*

Look girls! He's got nice clothes too!

*rubs her fingers over the material*

Oooh, nice clothes too!

[demon_lucy]

Oh, look at his skin!

*pinches your cheeks*

Nice skin too!

[demon_jaime]

And look at that hair!

*runs her fingers through it*

But the bleached look is SO old. It's practically last century!

[demon_james]

*Takes a few steps back, and shrugs you girls off.*

Hey now! No touching the sodding merchandise. I don't like having people paw all over me, 'less I invited them too.

*I grumble slightly, wondering why it is that all the women in Hell seem so grabby, when the males are far more decorous.*

[demon_jaime]

*screams and grabs on*

YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE PRETTY BOY! QUICK GIRLS, GRAB THE DYE!!!

[demon_james]

*I struggle and try to twist away.*

Just Back. The. Fuck. Off.

I'm not 'bout to go running 'round with dark hair like my squishy goody-goody counterpart. Right?

*I growl menacingly.*

First person who goes for the hair is asking for a disembowlment!.