WHO DO I HAVE TO FUCK TO GET AHEAD!?!?!?! LET ME KNOW AND I'LL GIVE THEM A RIMJOB!

yup, supposed to be getting handfasted this weekend. don't have a suit, don't have directions sent to the appropriate parties, don't have the venue ready yet, person doing the ceremony is having medical problems, in other words it's a typical mouse event. hopefully all of this will be figured out within the next 48 hours, we'll see what happens. on ( Read more... )

wow, i haven't updated this since april? oh well, here's the quick and dirty update of stuff that happened. got married, went hiking in the desert and got rained on, got some cool knives, bought some dvd's, painted stuff in the house, pissed off people at work, got hired at my job (long story), broke my wife's car window, had a few beers, had my ( Read more... )

I Am LokiLoki is the darkest-natured of all the tricksters and like him, your sense of humor can be morbid, even a bit spiteful at times. You find it wickedly amusing when someone makes a fool of themselves and you're willing to help the process along. Cries of outrage fall on deaf ears - you couldn't care less what the commoners think. And god ( Read more... )

what is it about calling in to a company that causes a persons iq to drop to 4 and makes them so hungry that they have to eat right now and chew in my ear? i never understood that myself.... so in an effort to help educate the general public, here is a list of what not to do when calling a business ( Read more... )

due to the griping and complaining of a certain someone who will remain nameless, but whose initials are baronesskimchi, i am putting up another post. hmmmm, saw kill bill 2 last week, that movie kicked serious buttocks. that's it, nothing new.

as i type out this update, i am sitting at work listening to an old woman ramble on about her house. all i need is two pieces of information in order to proceed, but it will take forever to get it. never doubt the ability of old people to ramble on incessantly about nothing.

man, talk about suck. my hours have been cut back due to lack of work, so i'm only getting 30 hours a week now. i mean, don't get me wrong, anything that allows me more time for drinking and smoking is cool; but i got bills and shit. stink. other than that, not much happening. had my party, had a good time, turns out that one of the people i work ( Read more... )

had a great weekend. went to virginia for about 3 days, got to see my brother come back to port. spent time with family and friends, went to the zoo, and just overall relaxed. when i came back, i was so relaxed i didn't even dread going in to work. also spent some time with coworkers today after work, and had a good time with that. other than that ( Read more... )

Yup, went to work today. Got to enjoy the ridicule of all of my co-workers. See, Saturday night a guy I work with had thrown a party that Karyn and I went to. All day, I had been painting my living room in an unventilated house, and I hadn't eaten so going out was maybe not the best idea. But go I did, and i guess I had a good time. At least, I was ( Read more... )