A nasty thing has happened to my friend's rabbit - she was pregnant and gave birth to a stillborn baby rabbit, only the one, but was still bleeding a few days later. Was taken to the vet's and had a caesarian (didn't know rabbits could have these), only to find a real, real mess inside her, where another baby rabbit still remained, dead and ( Read more... )

Erm, my mum's dancing to Manufactura (best described as, what was it, 'industrial riot music'?) in the kitchen. Help.

No, really, help.

Photograph taken by me on a rooftop in Portugal last year during the forest fires.

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My proposal: "Put (actual) diamond dust in Big Brother contestants' food, as opposed to simply bombing the house, so that, intead of a quick death and the accompanying cancellation of the show, it'll take them the duration of the programme to die instead, though maybe with an early death of one or two of them if we're lucky, and they'll be in ( Read more... )

Does anybody remember, or did anybody ever read, 'There's An Awful Lot Of Weirdos In Our Neighbourhood' by Colin McNaughton? Just dug it up, it's a book of silly verse for children, described as 'gloriously vulgar' and 'hilariously grotesque', and was one of my favourites when I was, er, about five years old. Actually, that's a point, what age do ( Read more... )

Right, so, apparently, construction workers actually do shout sleazy comments at women in that stereotypical manner you always see on TV and the like. Yuck.

Started eating a packet of salt 'n' vinegar crisps, not knowing I had a cut on the inside of my mouth. Ouch.

Was awoken at 5 AM this morning by the relentless screams of a baby rabbit, then my mum and I spent the next twenty minutes chasing one of the cats round the garden and trying to pry said rabbit from her jaws. Succeeded. Rabbit was absolutely miniscule. It didn't seem badly hurt, just in shock, as when I hauled my cat indoors and shut her away, ( Read more... )

Ten minutes ago I found my (ill) brother in the living room downstairs, holding two garden hoses, which he'd gone and fetched from, well, the garden, and dragged inside. These hoses are huge and he's standing there clutching them, them draped around his neck, and I ask him, 'Why do you have the hoses?', and I get, 'I just fucking do, fuck off', and ( Read more... )

Edit: 6:50 PM, more pictures added.

( Cats and such (warning: large pictures) )

Lionel Richie - Brick House
Seraphim Shock - Prey
White Zombie - More Human Than Human

What do these three songs have in common?