Day 13 of the siege

[deranged_gofer]

Does anyone know how to get gum our of hair?

Also I'm still imprisoned in this room with my homocidal twin brother. Please send help or food or something to read.

I already counted all my visible freckles. I have 6,783 of them on my front, excluding my nether regions.

Comments

[albuspresley]

Shears are a most effective solution, I have found.

I am sorry Mister Weasley, I could have sworn I sent a letter to St. Mungo's.

[deranged_gofer]

Could you send me some shears, please? It is starting to dread in a most uncomfortable place.

[albuspresley]

Certainly. They are on their way, Mister Weasley.

[deranged_gofer]

Thank you, sir.

Er, if what I have heard is true - then your brother had the same trouble. Is there a support group for this sort of trauma?

Pubic Dread Anonymous?

[waitingfortom]

Do you want me to, I don't know, open a door or something?

[deranged_gofer]

Yes, that would be really helpful. If you could also incapacitate George, that would be good too.

hint - he is not the one strapped to the bed.

[waitingfortom]

All right, I'm coming to the door in just a few minutes. If it looks like he's going to ambush me before I can get him, please yell or something to warn me?

Do his features need to be intact when I'm done?

And he's not strapped to anything else either?

[deranged_gofer]

He is sleeping now, so it should be easy. He is unfettered as far as I can see, but he is cuddling a rubber chicken. So he is armed.

[deanosovirtuoso]

I find this book rather enlightening on rainy days. I'll owl you over a copy immediately.

[deranged_gofer]

Yes, I can see how keeping the toilet lid down will help me make my fortune. Thanks.

[deanosovirtuoso]

I accept your thanks.

[drunkirishdude]

Why Deanie... you've grown down!