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[deranged_gofer]

Please help me!

I'm trapped in the hall coat closet with the King of France!

-Eric

Comments

[drunkirishdude]

so tell me George I mean Eric... are you allergice to anything??? Medications... certain types of alcohol... poison?? Just for curiosity's sake of course!!

[deranged_gofer]

I don't think so. Will you help me? There is a spider in here that keeps trying to get friendly with my leg.

[drunkirishdude]

Damn.

Uh I mean... a spider eh?? hmm is it lethal you think??

[nothisbitch]

It's no wonder you weren't placed in Slytherin, Finnegan. You have all the subtlety of a pipe bomb.