Comments | deranged_gofer: Right, we're coming back to Hogwarts

deranged_gofer

Right, we're coming back to Hogwarts

Jul 29, 2004 13:34

Mum has told us she will kill us and then take our corpses and stuff them with Doxies and bury us so that we will suffer for all eternity. Unless - we go back and do our last year at Hogwarts. Bloody bitter old battleaxe...oh. Sorry Mum ( Read more... )

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waitingfortom July 29 2004, 11:05:54 UTC

Could you appraise my business sometime? I want to get a sense of its value. Also the products, just to see your opinion.

Why did George take a vow of silence? He won't answer me if I ask.

Hermione's-- WELL SHE SHOULD TELL ME ABOUT IT IF SHE ISN'T!

deranged_gofer July 29 2004, 11:10:53 UTC

We'll need to do a complete inventory and a run down of any plans for future expansion.

What business are you in?

waitingfortom July 29 2004, 11:16:42 UTC

I have my own inventory that you can refer to, but I wouldn't mind a more professional appraisal. Right now I'm limited to my bedroom and my dormitory, but I was hoping for a little place to run it out of sometime. Can you maybe help there? I'd ask if George minded but... well.

You'll see.

deranged_gofer July 29 2004, 11:25:05 UTC

Me and George used to have that problem too. We've got some space you might be able to use at our Diagon Alley shop. How much space would you need?

I must say I am glad to see the enterprenurial spirit popping up in other sections of our family. George would say the same - if he were, you know, speaking.

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mouldytailcoat July 29 2004, 11:34:53 UTC

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Is there any way I can persuade your mother to have you stay well away from Hogwarts? Permanently? ... Any way at all?

deranged_gofer July 29 2004, 11:38:32 UTC

No. 'fraid not. We have tried everything.

Would you like to know how much Mrs. Norris is worth?

mouldytailcoat July 29 2004, 11:39:28 UTC

Fucking blast.

Fine. Fire away.

deranged_gofer July 29 2004, 11:44:57 UTC

She is a bit old. So we estimate her base value is 15 Galleons. She has that whole psychic link thing with you which is very rare - so we add 45 Galleons.

Mrs. Norris is worth 60 Galleons.

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potter_mouth July 29 2004, 11:42:32 UTC

DON'T WORRY, MY ANGER WON'T BE LOSING ITS VALUE ANY TIME SOON.

deranged_gofer July 29 2004, 11:47:05 UTC

Glad to hear it, Harry. Keep up the good work!

potter_mouth July 29 2004, 11:47:53 UTC

LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAPPEN TO FIND ANY BUYERS, I COULD PROBABLY GET SOMETHING ALL RIGHT WITH THE MONEY.

deranged_gofer July 29 2004, 11:51:41 UTC

We'll put an ad up in the shop for you, mate.

And if you feel your anger flagging we have some things we could repeat that Ron said about you. They'd be sure to get your bloodpressure up again!

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spidersmustdie July 29 2004, 12:00:48 UTC

Can I borrow three galleons??????

waitingfortom July 29 2004, 12:03:57 UTC

Don't give him money, Fred! He'll try to spend it on ladies!

deranged_gofer July 29 2004, 12:08:09 UTC

Gin, we don't have enough money for him to get a lady of any kind. Don't worry.

We'll stop by and see what you are selling after dinner. How is that?

waitingfortom July 29 2004, 12:11:01 UTC

Good!

That sounds fine. I'll clean up some of the clutter so it'll be easier to run inventory. Do you need any records?

And am I being charged for this?

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savethefurries July 29 2004, 16:18:07 UTC

George!!! I'm so v. proud of u :D

Luv, Lavender

deranged_gofer July 29 2004, 16:40:37 UTC

George is not speaking or typing. Sorry. -Fred

savethefurries July 29 2004, 17:09:54 UTC

Tell him tho will u please??? I could never go vegan! O: Such willpower!!! But i'm so glad hes helping to save the furries =D Could u please ask him if he wants to join my new club?

deranged_gofer July 29 2004, 17:14:19 UTC

I will tell him, but he won't answer.