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[deranged_gofer]

I've been feeling strangely down since school started. The holidays were brilliant, I liked Christmas apart from the explosive candy (those things are really quite dangerous!). I didn't buy anyone any presents as no one had informed me such a tradition existed. But I definitely liked all the things I got, so thank you everyone who gave me anything

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[terryclothrags]

I think you should take up home brewing beer and distributing it to the school for free.

[deranged_gofer]

I like drinking as much as the next person, but giving away free drinks to a school filled with drunkards? Hmm, I'd rather play strip poker with the Muggle Studies teacher. And lose.

[terryclothrags]

Well, you could give away free beer to me.

[slytherinthingy]

It would be a nice gesture though.

[paparazzi_colin]

You could become a couples therapist!!! you're very good at that!!

[deanosovirtuoso]

Why don't you try pouring your energy into a creative outlet such as water theraphy? You could help old people swim and stuff in order to release the tension and stress in their daily lives. That's cool, and it means you're always squeaky clean!

Being in love with sheep is, I'm sure, no fun.