Polyjuice survey.

[deranged_gofer]

Name: George Weasley
House: Gryffindor
The name of who you turned into: Justin Flinch-Fletchley (Oh Godric, it looks even sillier than it sounds like.)
The house of who you turned into: Hufflepuff

Is this your first time polyjuicing? If not, how has this time differed from previous experiences? First time polyjuicing.

If you changed genders

Comments

[hufflepuff4life]

What exactly are you implying, Weasley?

[deranged_gofer]

Please, Flichy, let's not discuss that in public.

Unless you absolutely want people to find out.

[deranged_gofer]

What?

Stop laughing. I can hear you, you know. Do you have to be so noisy with your poking fun at the obvious NON-hilarity of the situation?

Also, I figure I'd mention that at least neither of my dates turned into Ginny. That, to me, seems just a few shades past very very wrong, especially when your night apparently consisted of "galloping"... George, do I even want to ask?

[deranged_gofer]

You've got a twisted little mind. Or then you have been spending too much time with Ron. Galloping is when horses run. Horses, or alternatively, ponies.

Oh, I'm sorry. Just can't get over how absolutely NON-hilarious it is. You are the best old woman ever.

[deranged_gofer]

Yes, horses. Right. I was just clarifying. Stranger phrases have been used as euphemisms, you know. Like "mixing potions", "rising like a phoenix", "blasting the skrewt"... There must be hundreds. I guess I just assumed "galloping" might be similar. My mistake.

George, as much as it pains me to admit this, we are twins. Therefore, if you're calling me an old woman, you're essentially saying the same thing about yourself.

[waitingfortom]

It's not like I wanted to be the one Luna turned into! But I'm very glad it was her and, you know, not Corner. Ugh.

Of course he didn't do any "galloping" like that with her! EW!

ARE ALL OF MY BROTHERS FIXATED ON INCEST?!