Hola. Commonly called The Taco Bell Dog, my name is Gidget. I was the most popular employee of the Taco Bell company, until they decided that I was responsible for the decrease in their sales, whereupon they fired me. *sadness* It wasn't my fault, really. I worked very hard in those commercials. It isn't like I have any control over what the ( Read more... )

*trots in* Well, hello there! Yes, yes, I'm a talking sheep. I see a talking rabbit and a talking tiger here too, and soon a talking dog, so it'd seem I'm in good company here ( Read more... )

*BURSTS THROUGH WALL*

OH YEAH!!!!

Greetngz felow aktvists n corpurut voyses! I am cald Posie and I am a repruzentutiv of the bovine self-prezurvashun mooooovement az launcht by the kind peepul at Chick Fil A Inc. It is a pleshur too mak all yoor ackwantansez. I apolujiz for enny speling erorz I mayk. I hav a limuted ejoocashun n typing iz allso dificlt with hoovs.

I'm the - the - *pauses and takes a deep breath, smoothing his fur* The - the Trix Rabbit. Yes, the Trix Rabbit. Yes. I... sell... cereal. But I've never tasted it. Does this strike you as wrong? Yeah. That's what I thought.

I should file a lawsuit against those fucking kids. I just want some goddamn Trix, for Chrissake.

Greetings, everyone! My name is Horatio Magellan Crunch, and I am a humble seafarer and captain of The Guppy. I have a cereal named after me. Crunchy and sweet golden nugget-brick things! It's good cereal, too!

Well, it's wonderful to make your acquaintances, I'm sure!

[Typist: I hate you all. Really.]

Welcome, one and all.

This community is GGRRRRRRRRRREAAAAAT! *two thumbs up!*

I'm Tony. *puffs out chest* I work for Kellogg's, and I've been at it a while, so you should see my paycheck-- yaknowhaddimean?

I'm a just a humble tiger working in this concrrrrrrrete jungle. *slips on black sunglasses*