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Fuck.

My typist recently found this, which makes me thankful that I'm not you guys because I won't be part of the destruction...at first.

Bonjour, all you worldly folk! I'm the English channel, the body of water that separates England and France. Not so much anymore as they built a tunnel through me a few years ago *grumbles about bloody European Unions* I'm responsible for much of the rain in England, I'm sure, and the river Thames that flows through London. As you see, I'm a bit ( Read more... )

*twirls in* ¡Hola! My name is España, but those who speak English like to call me Spain. What an odd thing it is to be human... *spins and whips long flamenco-style skirt around* And muy divertido (very fun) as well! *smirk* I see many of my European neighbors are here. I look forward to seeing them and meeting new countries as well. ¡Muchísimos ( Read more... )

I am Italia, better known as Italy, although I would prefer Italia...I have a rich history, some of it not so bright. Being human is strange but i should soon become accustomed to it hopefully. Hello to all! ^_^

I'm Antarctica. Some people might think I'm frigid - I'm not really, it's just all the ice.

Occchhh. Wha' we 'ave 'ere, aye? Looks like me buddies 'ave all gathered 'ere! *belches and waves to Ireland* I'm Scotland, aye. *dances around in a kilt* Now that I've said 'ello, oo's up for a game o' golf?

*mysterious grin* Hi there. I should think that most everyone has heard of me at some point in their lives, especially if you are a country near me. I am not a country, exactly, but I'm still a place on the globe and one to be feared. I am the Bermuda Triangle, but that is all I shall tell you, other than the fact that I am home to several of your ( Read more... )

Salut, tout le monde. I am la République de Maurice, Mauritius or Maurice for short. If you've never heard of me, I'm not surprised. I'm one of those tiny little African nations that sort of run together. I'm a group of islands north of Réunion, which is north of Madagascar.

I'm all about international cooperation and peace until somebody gets in ( Read more... )

So. Hullo there. How's it goin'?

Ah'm Scotland. Ye know, tha' wee country, sits a'top o' scummy England. Wi' the hills and castles and the like.

And wi' that orange nonsense, Irn Bru.

Och aye, and Ah think thair's a rugby and footba' team, but we'll no' say anything aboot them, aye?