More true tales of public transportation.

[destroyalltacos]

As far as crazy public transportation moments go, this is no gummy worm guy incident, but unlike that story this is something I actually had participation in:

A man who had just tried to sell me pot about 15 minutes earlier comes back up to me.
Him: you know what time it is?
Me: (looks at cellphone, gives time)
Him: You gay, huh?
Me: Um, no...
(After

Comments

[obscurityknocks]

Heh.

[disclaimerwill]

He inferred that from how you looked at your cell phone?

[destroyalltacos]

I'd guess it would have been something about the conversation earlier, in which I declined to buy weed.

[disclaimerwill]

Ah, of course. I suppose that his conclusion makes sense when you consider the fact that the homosexual community is known for its strict abstinence from all illicit substances...

[norjak]

I have little patience for these kind of people. The second he questions my sexual orientation is the same second I scream, "OFFICERS! THIS MAN IS OFFERING TO SELL ME ILLEGAL CONTRABAND."

Then I'd glance at his presumably shocked face and ask, "You're a drug dealer, huh?"

=Aernk=

[franklanguage]

So much win!

[armenda]

I'm sure he gets a lot of "bitches" since ya know.. referring to us as bitches really does do it for us. All of us really.. it's something all us woman find irresistible!

[vinylboy20]

Ugh. I totally would've cleaned that guy's clock... So he could see what time it is!