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[detective_dean]

Well...what can I say...er....I guess uh...thanks....for that email..er, the link... Mr.Quagmire. Kinda. Even if it terrified me at first and almost got me in trouble

Comments

[the_hankanator]

Geez Deano, what is wrong with you lately? You have the squirts really bad or somethin'? Ew, then you can have all the time you want in there!

[detective_dean]

NO Hank, it's not "the squirts", ok?! Just...just...leave me be, please?! I need to uh...oh geez, where'd you put the lotion?!

[the_hankanator]

Lotion? Is your booty chapped?? Golly Deano, if I didn't know any better I'd say you were off poundin' your...

...HOLY MOLEY!!!

[detective_dean]

Oh GREAT! SHUT UP HANK, JUST SHUT UP! If you say ONE WORD to ANYONE, seriously...!! Like you don't...

Er...yeah...I have very sensitive skin, ok?!

[cinnamonxbuns]

Hahaha ew.

[detective_dean]

w....what? I didn't...whaaaaaat?

[archerhatesyou]

You should never look at any videos or pictures from that man! Trust me.

[g_quagmire]

[Lock to Ishida]

Yeeeaaah...I noticed that you weren't so against them when I sent them to you.

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[archerhatesyou]

[lock to Quagmire]

That is entirely untrue! I did not ask you to send me pornography! Or show me pornography! Ever!

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[g_quagmire]

[Lock]

I didn't say you asked for it. You just weren't quite so vocally against it when I sent it to you.

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[vamp_freak_jan]

Kid, don't be takin' that pervin' jackass' advice. An' don't worry; ain't nothin' wrong ya. It's all natural.

[g_quagmire]

Yeah...listen to Mister Rogers over here. He's FULL of shit helpful advice.

[vamp_freak_jan]

Man, don't be tryin' ta diss me like that; Mr. Rogers was cool an' I ain't claimin' ta be a saint.

[g_quagmire]

Well don't dish it out if you can't take it. I'm just helping the kid out since there's apparently no one around to set'em straight.

[g_quagmire]

You're just fine, kiddo. Just a natural part of growing up.

[detective_dean]

I...I guess so....but I still feel weird about it though...