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[detective_dean]

So...hmm...what has "gone down", so to speak...the past few days at the home of Venture

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[the_hankanator]

Well, it makes sense, doesn't it? I mean, Uncle JJ's all short and lucky and stuff. He has a lot more money than Pop too, so he's gotta have a pot o' gold SOMEWHERE...

[detective_dean]

Yeah...I think that when Pop had Uncle JJ removed from him...Uncle JJ took all Pop's luck with him. He must be stashing it somewhere on Spider Skull Island! Maybe we should tell Pop...?

[the_hankanator]

Again! Always runnin' to the grown-ups when there's a super cool mystery! I say next time there's a rainbow; we follow it. And if Uncle JJ's at the end with the pot o' gold, then he's a leprechaun! It'll settle everything!

[detective_dean]

Well....okay, I guess that could work. We can do that...as long as it's not dangerous!

[vamp_freak_jan]

Damn, Dean...With all this shit goin' on, I'm surprised ya haven't had a fuckin' heart-attack or stroke or somethin'. Look, I know a thing or two about havin' a brother an' if he wants ta run off and get his ass kicked, then let him. It'll do him good, drive home a point, an' he'll come crawlin' back. I know. I'vedone it myself seen it happen before.

[detective_dean]

Actually, I did kinda feel like I was having one a few weeks ago back when Brock first got into that huge fight with everyone and ended up leaving us...and I asked my Pop how young you have to be to have one, but I don't think he really took me seriously...I think he just thought I was being over-dramatic or something. It went away though once everything calmed down...but that feeling in my arm still will pop up every now and then when things start getting super stressful. I dunno what to think of it...

Yeah but...but what if he gets lost and he can't find his way to come crawling back? Or what if he gets hurt and needs our help and we can't find him? What if he DOESN'T come back?! I don't want him to go out there lookin' for Brock and end up like...like DEAD!

[cynic_supreme]

Let your brother know that running away never solves anything. If it's anything like those cheesy after school specials, he'll be back anyways.

If it's anything like the news, he'll end up naked in a ditch somewhere.

[detective_dean]

GEH! Don't say that! Now I'm gonna have paranoid thoughts and nightmares about random super villians hearing we don't have Brock anymore and that Hank has run away and they'll take advantage of the situation and capture him and do so many horrible things to him depending on how much they hate Pop and...OH GOD! ;___;

[schroneko]

I certainly hope Hank doesn't run away. It'll make me SOOOO sad! Maybe even enough to make me cry.

[detective_dean]

Well...I'll tell him that...and it's good to hear that somebody finally cares as much as I do about Hank and this situation too. Thank you.

[schroneko]

[lock to Dean]

Actually, I just figured it'd be the best way to keep him from doing something dumb.

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[detective_dean]

[lock to Schro]
.....oh. Well, that could work too...I guess....thanks.
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[not_so_suave]

No, Jonis Jr. is NOT a leprechaun and neither are you or your brother. The only reason he has money in the first place is because I had to split all of my assets with the little worm. There are no “lucky charms”, no “pot of gold”, simply the chattels of a dead man and envy. If I hear anything otherwise there’ll be hell to pay, mister.

And don’t worry about your brother, Dean. Brock and I know what’s best for him and are working on a little something as we speak. Even if he does run away, I have ways of tracking him AND grounding him.

[detective_dean]

Oh, uh...well, okay....yes sir.

But um, Pop? I don't...I mean...well, what are you working on for Hank? And uh, if he does run away, you really COULD find him like, right away? And he'd be safe? I hope so....but I really wouldn't ground him though, cuz I mean...that's the whole reason he wants to run away. Cuz he's mad and stuff. At least, I think...and if you grounded him he'd get even more mad and run away again maybe. I dunno, Hank's hard to understand sometimes. And he always tries to tell me I'M moody...heh...

[not_so_suave]

Yes, yes I can.

I'm sure he'll reconsider his whole sassy sally routine once he realizes I'm planning a meeting between Brock and you boys.

Yes, an actual meeting. No need to thank me, of course.

[detective_dean]

Wow, REALLY?! Oh wow Pop, that's SUPER GREAT! Oh man, Hank is gonna be SO excited! When?! When are we gonna get to see him?! Oh wow, I can't wait, I miss him so much! And Hank! He's gonna just...wow, he'll totally LOVE ya Pop! Awesome!