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Anyone who laughs is a communist
Haven't been on here in forever...apparently no one else either. haha well, what's new...what's new what's new ( Read more... ) -
"Legend" my ass
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
Directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak
Starring Kristin Kreuk, Neal McDonough, Chris Klein, Michael Clarke Duncan, Taboo, Moon Bloodgood
Rated PG-13 for sequences of violence and martial arts action, and some sensuality
Synopsis:
Who gives a shit.
Review:I thought I had seen it all. Potatoes chips being eaten to ( Read more... ) -
Who's all fired up???!! Not me.
Fired Up!
Directed by Will Gluck
Starring Nicholas D'Agosto, Eric Christian Olsen, Sarah Roemer, Molly Sims, Danneel Harris, Philip Baker Hall, Adhir Kalyan, Annalynne McCord, John Michael Higgins
Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, partial nudity, language and some teen partying
Synopsis:Shawn Colfax (Nicholas D'Agosto) and Nick ( Read more... ) -
Push
Push
Directed by Paul McGuigan.
Starring Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning, Camilla Belle, Djimon Hounsou, Maggie Siff, Scott Michael Campbell.
Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and action, brief strong language, smoking and a scene of teen drinking.
Synopsis:A riveting action-thriller, Push burrowsdeep into the deadly world of psychic ( Read more... ) -
Let's bring back Beckinsale now...
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
Directed by Patrick Tatopoulos
Starring Michael Sheen, Bill Nighy, Rhona Mitra
Rated R for bloody violence and some sexuality
Synopsis:"Underworld: Rise of the Lycans" delves into the origins of the centuries-old blood feud between the aristocratic vampires, known as Death Dealers, and the barbaric Lycans (werewolves ( Read more... ) -
Live action Cowboy Bebop...
20th Century Fox (you know, the dillholes responsible for delaying Watchmen and fucking up Dragonball) are bringing the anime series Cowboy Bebop into live-action form, with Keanu Reeves attached to star as Spike Spiegel.
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Feast
My first 5 Second Movie! :D
A 5 second movie is a quick sum-up of an entire movie-it can be satirical, or honest; some highlight the one part of the movie everyone remembers. With that said, I did Feast for my first one.
Spoiler alert: There is humping. Those with weak stomachs shouldn't watch. Wait 'till next week when I do my next one.
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Ba-humbug
I'm done with snow.
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