Enjoy The Silence: a play in one act
*ring ring*
That Woman: hello?
Me: hi, happy birthday
TW: I have a healthy liver!
Me: *silence*
TW: and kidneys!
Me: I'll keep that in mind if I ever need one
TW: what?
Me: what?
TW: When are we going to see you?
Me: I don't know
TW: are we going to have to go to Mexico?
Me: *silence*
TW: your
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