Well, I went to Bit Bent, where I was told I'm looking "fatter in the face". A good thing, I agree, but not stemming from Australian cusine (as assumed) but smiling a bit more. You know, exercising smile muscles ( Read more... )

I awoke this morning to the sound of hail thrumming on the rooftop.

I was pretty sure it was reindeer, but I was disappointed.

Notice how, on a soap, the ground-breaking twists always occur on a Friday, to keep viewers in supense over the weekend?

Same thing here, the big events happen on Fridays.

At the end of last week, my secret-identity was exposed.

Photos attached to the name John Kerr, rather than the name Dexter Collins appeared in the newspaper. These pictures ( Read more... )

LAST MIDNIGHT from INTO THE WOODS:

Jack: It's YOUR fault!
Cinderella, Jack, LRRH, Baker: You're responsible!
You're the one to blame!
It's your fault!

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Here's a thought ( Read more... )

I got yelled at for being late to the show today ( Read more... )

Urgh! My entries are no fun of late! I haven't written anything up beat or funny. Will do, soon. Promise. Mwah to all.

Yesterday I attacked a hills hoist with a spade. If you want to know more: comment. The story involves two keys, several holes, a whole lot of dirt and a jumping spider. Oh yeah, and a vintage Hillman car. Mwah xxx

Ever get the feeling that a choice decision - whether to catch a bus or walk to your destination, will change everything, a la "Sliding Doors"?

Sometimes I don't know how to control it, whether I should stop and stand still, then resume walking, in the hopes that I'll meet him three blocks down the street.

I just don't want to miss out.

I saw my new psychologist today, and I like him. He's expensive - $245 for 3/4 hrs, but he can get me through this ( Read more... )