It is like spending weeks working on a 100,000 piece jigsaw puzzle only to find that you are missing three pieces. You can still make out the picture but you know it is not done. I don't work well with "good enough". It might be my downfall.

That connection that will make everything make sense. That will make everything I have done up to this point in time worthwhile and purposeful. I know it exists, even if only in my imagination. For that reason I must look harder as time is running very short.

You are not a ballerina. I have seen looser skin grafts. I will not allow you to bring the eighties to my workplace.

then I remember that I call my friends several times a day with this little betty.
http://rtf.kracked.com/sealab_murphyboard.html

I can't get enough of myself.

For some reason I am fascinated by her today. It is funny how some random sentence can lead into a momentary obsession.

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is for three random people to use my name and the word "sultry" in a sentence. I took my boss mountain biking again today. I took the liberty of graduating him to more advanced trails. I think if he wasn't my boss that he would have thrown up violently. I may have inadvertently created an hostile work environment for myself.

I am pretty sure that I caught a nasty case of bulimia today. I skipped the whole throwing up thing because it would take time away from my binging. I also think I broke my finger mountainbiking. I am pretty sure that is not contagious.

Although I cannot prove anything...I have very strong suspicions that the government is behind this ( Read more... )

I eat lots of chicken. Sometimes when I am eating chicken I think about the chicken and it makes me feel really bad. I feel really bad that chickens have not be genetically engineered to have much smaller heads and much larger legs. I really like to eat drumsticks. I really have no use for the chicken head. I think that makes me a vegan.

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I cannot be postive but I am pretty sure people have been stealing my ideas and words from my journal and getting rich from them behind my back. I have been noticing that alot of people have some real fancy new clothes on and where else could that money have come from? I am now forced to take action to protect myself and my future earnings. From ( Read more... )