to have three hot identical triplets fight for my love in a gladiator pit of death while I hovered above them in a purple spaceship with my dog. I can't be absolutely certain but I bet it would feel pretty cool.

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In an unrelated story, eighties songstress Olivia Newton John is making a valiant attempt to bring the "fitness headband" back into the fashion forefront through her participation in the exciting sport of mountainbiking.

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oh yeah this will be the night for me.

Does anyone know where I could buy a magic ring? Not one of those fake magic rings either. I have big plans this weekend.

I have very good reason to believe that Celine Dion is a robot...a sex robot from outer space.

At a point where mountainbiking 25 miles mostly uphill will not cause cardiac arrest. I have also mastered falling over the handlebars like no other man before me.

and I loved this place. Protein lovers dream.
http://www.fire-ice.com/

When did I forget that I had that option? There was a point in time where there was nothing more important to me.

As I grow older, the realization that I must leave some things behind hits pretty hard. I am coming to the conclusion that I may never become a pirate and that makes me really mad. I am giving it one more week and that's it...I mean it.