is not a social disease nor is it part of the female genitalia. It is also very unlikely that you will "catch" clematis from a toilet seat.

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Just because you are a big movie star doesn't give you the right to call me at all hours of the night.
I will meet you for coffee in the morning. Keep this up and I am going to dump your ass.

but I have an all access backstage pass. I am going to be a rockstar.
http://www.massconcerts.com/spotlight.html

Thank you for all your positive thoughts. Soon he will be right back to normal.


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I am suggesting that everyone think that also. It would be much better that way.

1) Even though they look very similar...Crate and Barrell and Glamourshots are two different stores.
2) Glamourshots does not specialize in boudoir photography due to some corporate morality clause.
3) Reading signs and confirming appointments is really important before disrobing all willy nilly.

don't trust them. They are up to something and they look real fishy to me. Mary-Kate and Ashley...consider yourselves under surveillance.

and thought to yourself "I wonder if that guy over there wearing the sombrero and breakdancing like a freak can read my mind"? Oh yes...oh yes I can.

Task: "Pick ANY 20 LJ users on your friends list. Without revealing their names, say something about (or to) each one of them ( Read more... )