Diane Kepler’s Star Trek Fanfiction
••• Single-Author Stores •••
Title: Eight Days
Length: 6500 words
Genres: het, romance, XI Rating: NC-17
Summary: Uhura and Spock are well aware of the rules concerning conduct between cadets and their instructors. It would take something egregious for them to consider breaking those rules. Translations for the Vulcan phrases used throughout the story appear at the end of Part 6.
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Part 6 Title: Opening the Way
Length: 1500 words
Genre: het Rating: NC-17
Prompt: "Vulcans are extremely sexually repressed, so when they do cross that line and get horny they are kinky as hell. Requesting either Sarek or Spock masturbating or doing something kinky. Get creative!"
Summary: Sarek, patriarch of a lineage dating back to Surak, has certain privileges, including watching rituals that are known to but a few.
Warnings: mild d/s, plus lots and lots of hand!porn
The room was still. Both T'Khaliss and Sarek watched for signs of wavering control. Title: Spock, Paper, Scissors
Length: 1300 words
Genres: slash, pwp Rating: NC-17
Characters: Kirk/Spock, and a surprise guest
Summary: Written for the kink meme. "Jim and Spock play a stimulating game of rock paper scissors."
Warnings: mild d/s, hand!porn, and irritated first officers
"And humans find this diverting?" Title: Slogans: The Original 7+3
Length: super-short
Genre: humor, XI Rating: PG-13 (no pairings)
Summary: Slogans from popular ads to match our favorite Trek characters.
Warnings: craaaaack!
Now with bonus double-entendres! Title: Lingua Franca
Length: 1000 words
Genres: slash, het, humor Rating: NC-17
Summary: The boys in gold have some fun with language. Others listen in. Written for the kink meme (
prompt here).
Acknowledgements: All my language helpers -- you guys rock. Thanks to Peirak and Julia for the Russian, Josh for the Japanese, and Selek for the other one. Mouse over for the translations.
Listen in. Title: Vulcan Love Slave (Excerpt)
Length: 2 200 words
Genres: het, humor Rating: PG-13
Summary: Vulcan Love Slave, one of the great works of Ferengi literature, has been read by many a young Ferengi in his time. It has spawned sequels, films, and even holodeck programs. Now, for the first time, an excerpt from the novel appears!
Warnings: Crack-crackity-crackfic. No ideer what’s driving me to satirize John Norman’s writing style up the wazoo, nor to put Vulcans and Ferengi in a Gor-type story. Blame it on my crack-tastic LJ friends.
Dedication:
purplefluffycat and
13empress, this one's for you.
I was naked. Too, I was chained. Title: Presenting
Length: 1583 words
Genres: slash, mirrorverse, XI Rating: R
Summary: McCoy finally gets to spend the holidays with his family (Joanna). In chains. Written for the
issenterprise holiday kink meme.
Prompt here.
Warnings: Dark, dark fic with hate and swearing and all kinds of dysfunctionality.
Dedication:
spikeface gets what she wants. Merry Christmas, hon.
And what would you like for Christmas? Title: Jim Kirk's Adventures in Xenobiology
Length: you’d be surprised
Genres: slash, humor, XI Rating: NC-17
Summary: So
skyblue_reverie and
therumjournals have recently been posting some cracktastically delicious tales about AUs in which McCoy and Kirk (respectively) have, shall we say, junk of epic proportions, prompting
therumjournals, beta extraordinaire, to ask: what if it was Spock with the big prong? Which, of course, prompted this self-styled expert to exclaim "Once more unto the breach!"
Acknowledgements: The above two authors get a tip of the hat, as does
janice_lester for the particular configuration of Spock!peen in this story. Also kudos to
ewinfic and
gabrihl for the sound effect.
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Part 2 Title: Behind the Mirror
Length: 1300 words
Genres: het, mirrorverse, XI Rating: NC-17
Summary: Even in the mirror-verse, cheating is unwise. McCoy and Uhura test this theory.
Warnings: language, dubcon, breathplay, and BDSM (all four letters, baby)
Experiment: Try holding your breath while reading this. Title: Behind the Mirror 2
Length: 2000 words
Genres: het, mirrorverse, XI Rating: NC-17
Summary: Spock teaches Uhura that lieutenants need to listen. Carefully.
Warnings: rough sex, knives, and some serious kink. Caveat lector.
Acknowledgement: Yay for
spikeface, beta extrodinaire, who called this Spock a sadistic, smoking hot dork. Truer words were ne’er spoken.
You have your orders, now read. Title: Behind the Mirror 3
Length: 1900 words
Genres: het, mirrorverse, XI Rating: there's a reason why the Enterprise is called NCC-1701
Summary: Not long after Spock's departure, McCoy makes a return visit.
Warnings: sadism, masochism, medical fetishes, and a little bit of blood.
Acknowledgements: This one's for
zerrah , who came up with some great ideas and extended a lovely invitation to Special Hell. Also, thanks for the smoothie, hon.
A little doctoring. For a price. Title: Behind the Mirror 4
Length: 1600 words
Genres: het, mirrorverse, XI Rating: NC-17
Summary: Spock watches McCoy and Uhura as he decides on their punishment. Mouse over the Vulcan text for translations.
Warnings: threats, swearing, mild d/s
Acknowledgements:
cleojones , this one's for you! Thanks for your wonderfully pornological ideas.
Cut and paste is fragged, so
the fic is over at gDocs.
Title: At Your Discretion
Length: 3317 words
Genres: het, mirrorverse, XI Rating: NC-17
Summary: Everyone aboard the ISS Enterprise enjoys their little games of pain and surrender, but McCoy is more creative than most. Yeoman Janice Rand finds out.
Warnings: expository!Bones and multiple hypos, plus all the usual mirrorverse warnings like pain for kicks, dubcon, and plain old hate.
Notes: This one’s for Mr. Tungsten, roleplayer extraordinaire singularly awesome guy.
Rand waits in McCoy’s office. She's silent and still. ••• Multiple-Author Stories •••
Title: Write What You Know
Authors:
diane_kepler and
purplefluffycat Length: About 6000 words
Genre: slash and humor (we hope) Rating: PG-13/R
Summary: An ancient Vulcan ritual compels Spock to write a novel.
Warning: crack!fic is crack-tastic
Notes: Intended as a sequel to
purplefluffycat's story
This is Bumbles, although it should also make sense as a stand-alone piece. This grew out of a very amusing comment!fic, regarding Vulcan romance novels, and all they might entail.
The fine art of Vulcan romance novels is this way: Authors:
diane_kepler and
proudcockatrice ••• Masu-Panu [The Water-Verse] •••
Ratings: Terran: NC-17 / Vulcan: pidik rilolozhikaik / Romulan: eaha
Series summary: In this AU take on the orginal Trek, a smooth-talking Romulan starship pirate seduces a young, half-Vulcan Starfleet officer.
Warnings: angst, epic teasing, miscegenation, alien peen, tragedy, romance, naked lust, highfalutin' language, Vulcan pick-up lines, Vulcan sex-talk, political machinations, and way too many references to Dangerous Liaisons. Mouse over the Vulcan and Romulan text to see the translations.
Disclaimer: Paramount owns Spock and his dad. But Starek, T'Nis and everything else is all us, baby.
Acknowledgements: Vielen, vielen dank to everybody over at the
Vulcan Language Dictionary and the
Vulcan Language Institute over at the
Star Trek Online Geekipedia.
Memory Alpha folks, you helped a lot too.
Zahvan T’Masu [A Taste of Water] Length: ~30 000 words
A young science officer by the name of Spock falls prey to the whims of a Vulcan expatriate and a Romulan in exile. Jump to chapters V through IX for the heavy sex. The rest is just
boring old plot .
Fallout - Starek’s Personal Log
A drunken and maudlin starship pirate
reflects on past events. Repudiation Length: 400 words
Sarek is
in no way impressed by his son’s behavior. Mouse over the Vulcan text for translations.
Fallout - Reflections of A Starship Pirate
Starek ruminates some more.
Boomerang Length: 850 words
Some
unintended consequences. for T’Nis and her followers.
Fallout - Subspace Doesn’t Have that Newsprint Smell
The scandal hits Federated worlds and the Enterprise.
Na’Shaya [Welcome] Length: 1600 words
A distant planet provides
a most welcome respite. Fallout - The Romulan Response
News of Spock and Starek’s indiscretion
makes it to the Romulan empire.
Abmarkan'es [Buoyancy] Length: ~22,000 words
Spock is reunited with Starek. This results in sex, sleep deprivation, gossip-fueled cultural warfare, and angry Andorian chiurgeons. Read it in a single document, on
gDocs or chaptered at
Blogspot.
Soundtracks to Zhavan T’Masu and Abmarkan’es by diane_kepler, with links to further mixes by proudcockatrice.
Here. Verdant and Virile Length: 4400 wds
Starek, Spock, and five Orion girls. Let's get some shameless, pwp, het up in here.
Notes: proudcockatrice and I didn't quite succeed at writing het together. However, he edited, beta'd, and imagined all the characters except the lone Vulcan. Oh, and he's also the more creative swearer of the two of us. Mouse over the foreign text for translations.
Feminine wiles behind the fake cut: Tala T'Zaprah [The Price of Vengeance] Length 7168 words
T'Nis thinks kidnapping is the way to Starek's heart -- or at least some of his vital organs. Read on
gDocs or
Blogspot. Mouse over foreign text for translations.
Authors:
diane_kepler and
chibinecco ••• Individual Stories •••
Title: Vlitaya [Payment]
Length: 2600 words
Genres: slash, pwp, humor Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sequel to
Spock, Paper, Scissors. Jim and Spock beam back after the debacle at the Reman embassy. Spock is royally pissed.
Warnings: mild d/s, medication, and fisting (ftw!). Also, comment!fic was assembled from comments.
"Captain, I shall retire to my quarters," Spock said tersely.
Title: Compelling
Length: 5900 words
Genres: slash, XI, first time, pwp, humor, mild d/s, threesome Rating: Adult/NC-17
Prompt: So Spock and Kirk would like to have some happy time together. But neither of them had ever sex with a men. So McCoy needs to do a bit of a demonstration. Luckily he can use Jim for this. Bottom Jim and Top McCoy and Spock. Spock should not only watch but also be part of it, later. Kirk has, well, nothing to say at all...besides moaning. Bonus if there is some dirty talk!
Notes: Written as an RP with
chibinecco playing McCoy,
diane_kepler playing Spock, and both sharing Jim. Literally :D.
''I can't believe you talked me into this,'' McCoy grumbled. He sat naked on his best friend's bed, watching as Jim shucked his uniform. alinealghost has done teh chibi and I the most awesome favor of translating
Compelling into Spanish! Here are the links to "Una Propuesta Irresistable"
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••• Series: Due Dates •••
Length:
Genres: mpreg, slash, crack, fluff, pwp Rating: Adult/NC-17
Summary: The boys decide to start a family. Along the way, they have a lot of sex.
Jim: So me being pregnant is, like, your biggest wet dream ever?
Spock: Affirmative.
Jim: And If I'm pregnant, I'm guaranteed to get laid every day without fail?
Spock: That is also correct.
NC-17 for language and sex. Written as an RP with
diane_kepler as Kirk,
chibinecco as Spock.
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Part 11 ••• Series: Our World •••