I am eating reheated risotto that I made three days ago. While no longer al dente, the dish is now an extremely efficient mushroom and garlic delivery system. If you need to annihilate something using the flavor of mushroom and garlic, I have some more in my fridge.

This morning, I noticed that like the entire world was totally jizzing about Obama's health care speech except for the people I know in Massachusetts. I guess we were like, hello America, looks like you're getting the same half-assed health insurance compromise that we got in 2006. Welcome.

Why were the first three words I thought of this morning "one," "term," and "presidency"?

We're running out of great jazz drummers.

The part where all the Cylons sing "All Along the Watchtower" is the stupidest part of Battlestar Galactica (so far).

Because I have readers in my FList who are interested in comic books, readers who are interested in gay pride, readers who are interested in Rainbow Brite, and, I hope, readers who are interested in all three at once.

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I can't believe they can't find distribution for this surefire masterpiece.

I think that I might be coming around to Orel Hershiser. The Met killer (and, briefly, the Met) has always irked me with his cockiness, condescension, wily sinker-curveball repertoire, dugout hymnsong and, recently, his Keith Olberman eyeglasses. Worse than all that? He sent his kid to the St. Mark's snooty school in Dallas. There should be no ( Read more... )

Did I miss the memo where "up" became a verb?

Jorge Ben!