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This Group Never Gives Up
Leyton Orient v Rotherham - League One Play Off Final 25.5.14A quick recap for those not interested in football or not interested in Leyton Orient (ie. most people). Leyton Orient did really well this season. They won the first eight games in a row and were undefeated in nearly three months. For a while, it looked like we were dead certs for ( Read more... ) -
Bigger Than Barcelona
The last time Leyton Orient played Arsenal, I was a year old. The last time Leyton Orient beat Arsenal... well, it was so long ago that I don't think anyone who was at the match is still alive. Therefore, Sunday's FA cup fifth round match at Brisbane Road was the most momentous football match I've ever been to. I was so excited the night before ( Read more... ) -
Sucked tits, what a racket, hid at the bar
I thought I was going to enjoy the Swans gig. I had a couple of their albums many years ago and enjoyed listening to them and foolishly thought this would bear some resemblance to the live experience. But I forgot one key thing: when you're listening to something at home you can change the volume and skip the tracks that resemble aircraft noise ( Read more... ) -
Football For Drama Queens
I used to hate football. Ball goes up the pitch, I thought, ball goes down the pitch. Sweaty men kick ball. Supporters punch in each in face. Big deal. Why do people get so excited? Then I started doing the first aid at Leyton Orient, and I realised I was seeing it all the wrong way. Forget all this stuff with the ball. The ball is a red ( Read more... ) -
Leyton Orient
It's not like there is a shortage of decent football teams in London. If I lived just a few miles away it would be Arsenal, Tottenham or West Ham, but alas, I live in Leyton so my local team is Leyton Orient. Personally, if I was a football fan, I would be inclined to support the second closest team, but I am not a football fan, merely a first ( Read more... ) -
Meat and Accidents (or Our Barbecue)
First of all thank you to everyone who showed up, especially those who came a long way and/or braved a room full of strangers to put in an appearance. It's always nice to meet new people but I didn't expect to do so at my own party! Since we only organised it six days beforehand I had visions of me and Aden sitting round the barbecue on our own ( Read more... ) -
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Fairytale Generator
Once upon a time, there was a ugly, smelly girl named Suzi. Everyone loved Suzi, but that didn't matter. You see she was fat and in love with Clay, who happens to hate fat girls. Suzi tried very hard not to be fat. She even tried shagging. But that didn't work ( Read more... )
