EOD technicians safely handle live explosives on a daily basis. The profession is varied in mission and scope. It is extremely satisfying, but very demanding. EOD work begins in dangerous situations and ends in producing a safe solution. You apply classified techniques and special procedures to lessen or totally remove the hazards created by the ( Read more... )

Today's birthday (May 7): You show up powerfully this year. Respect is paid to you this month in unexpected ways. You connect with someone you find attractive in June. An adventure will take you to parts of the world you haven't seen before in August. Cancer and Libra need you. Your lucky numbers are 4, 2, 15, 49 and 21 ( Read more... )

Hear what I'm saying ( Read more... )

I've come to the conclusion that the use of Livejournal is quite self-important ( Read more... )

tonight 'll sit around pushing my shit down the drain, using a plunger and a clothespin while i wrangle with the chain. tonight i'll have potato chips and watch my favorite shows then watch some infomercials, then watch some tv show. tonight i'll have 9 or 10 beers tonight i'll talk on the telephone mindlessly until my ear burns from the feeling, ( Read more... )

Funny the way things tend to work out in life. It really is. A laugh out loud, gut rumbling kind of funny.

If there is a higher power of some sort....he's got one dark and twisted sense of humor.

If you have something to say, pony up and sign your name to it.

Anonymous comments are cowardly and are no longer accepted.

I'm beginning to realize that my people skills are shite. My humor offends people, people think I want to fight them when that couldn't be farther from the truth, I have a tendency take things very personally and get quite upset over them and so forth ( Read more... )

I spent 14 hours today on the internet. I really didnt do anything at work, I didnt go to the gym, I didnt study for my licensing test, i didnt do a FUCKING thing.

I am a total loser and utterly pathetic.

The one thing I'm going to miss most about having someone in my life is sleeping with them. Now I'm not being crass either so get your head out of the fucking gutter people. I'm talking spooning, cuddling, holding someone in your arms as you fall asleep and then seeing them first thing when you wake up. Its kind of upsetting to know that right now ( Read more... )