It appears my last post was... needlessly incendiary.

So I've deleted it, because I'd rather not cause damage to things if I can avoid it.

Please resume your normal programming.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is approaching that time of the year again.

The most holy Month of the Mo.

Movember is nearly here, so it's time for me to start my preparations - for truly, this is shaping up to be the biggest one ever.

In 2007, I sported this -


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You may now commence fearing my pimptasticness.


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Minions ( Read more... )

Well, guess what, my minions ( Read more... )

...yeah, you lot know me. You all know what I'm capable of, and where my usual proclivities lie.

Therefore, with a heading like that, you /already/ know this is gunna be bad, and involve blood, pain, scarring and general angst, caused by a combination of bad luck and/or ineptitude.

I hate to disappoint... ( The story is here... )

Ah, I do believe it is time for me to post the current State of the Dilph. It’s been a wee little while since the last, so I should prolly bring my admiring public up to speed on ( Wot I Dun )

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VNV.

Last night.

Live.

Dear sweet mother of all that is holy did that fucking ROCK!

...ahem. Let's start from the top, shall we?

( This is gunna be a big one. )

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