gayest criminal ever

[dingoatemybinky]

Name: Chinchilla, Henry
Date of Birth: 7/29/1983
Height: 5'04"
Weight: 170
Hair: BLK
Eyes: BRO
Original Crime: Attempted Lewdness with a Child Under Age 14
Conviction Date: August 17, 2004
Warrant Date: October 12, 2004
AKA: Henry Noe Chinchilla
Scars, Marks, Tattoos: 2' scar on ear

Comments

[dontactyourage]

He totally looks like Mac from Super Troopers.
I still think Henry Lee Lucas wins for most fucked up family life.
You're a dirty trick ass ho.

[dingoatemybinky]

yeah i used to get the weirdest "i like your profile" ims from randoms.

it is sad i never got to properly speak to miguel4u.

another sad thing is that i still have to look up "weird".

(oh and yet another sad spelling conundrum i often find myself in is "tomorrow"...i feel like it should have another "m" in it. prizzi and i decided that we should put in another "m" and we even came up with a slogan..."another tomorrow for tommorrow!"...........scotland is a degenrative disease)

[dingoatemybinky]

actually maybe "tommorrow" should come before "tomorrow".....i should never go into advertizing.

is that spelled correctly?

oh bollocks.

[dingoatemybinky]

oh god, it's "advertising" isn't it?