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dire_redux

lolololol

Jul 19, 2010 00:32

I SAW INCEPTION YESTERDAY. HOOOOOOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCK. SO GOOD. I WANT TO LIKE SWAP THEORIES AND FANGIRL ALL OVER OH GOD I AM SUCH A DERPFACE.

ALSO A MEME.

Stolen from wheres_walnut who stole it from someone else.

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meme, capslock.

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inkysaurus July 19 2010, 06:17:36 UTC

how do i shot web

dire_redux July 19 2010, 06:31:41 UTC

¯\(°_o)/¯

inkysaurus July 19 2010, 06:44:46 UTC

what do you have dreams about? (i think the captcha just answered me, it says "the myrrh")

dire_redux July 19 2010, 16:45:55 UTC

I have like very realistic dreams about my teeth falling out, usually.

But sometimes I have, like, these really fucking surreal dreams about rooms filled with planets and people vomiting flowers and tonnes of weirdass stuff like that where I swear my subconscious has utterly shat the bed.

There is no middle-ground hahahaha.

mothergoddamn July 19 2010, 11:37:28 UTC

What's your life ambition?

dire_redux July 19 2010, 16:51:22 UTC

My life's ambition right now is to finish my Masters. After that... well, to be honest, I haven't thought things out that far other than the fact that I'd like a job I can stand and I would like to share an apartment with just my boyfriend and not all the other people we've thrown in the mix to help make expenses more bearable. And I want a really huge slobberfaced dog that hogs the bed.

I'm not very ambitious, it would seem c:

starlingthefool July 19 2010, 14:50:52 UTC

Is there a celebrity/famous/infamous person you would happily boink, no questions asked?

Uh, I want to ask more, but just ate a huge hamburger and can't really think.

dire_redux July 19 2010, 17:00:20 UTC

DUDE. UM. There is an absolute list of celebrities/(in)famous people I would happily boink, no questions asked. And I would go and give a fabulous list that includes things like "Why, I'd wager that Lord Byron was an absolute wildcat in bed and I'd have gladly shagged him up and down the walls, were I living way back in the day" and "Cillian Murphy has lovely pillowlips and I'd like to bite them senseless and probably also make him wear outrageous hornrimmed glasses in bed because they'd look smashing on him" but what it probably boils down to, if I'm dead honest with myself, is Uma Thurman.

Because, just, goddamn.

starlingthefool July 20 2010, 02:47:20 UTC

UNF. Yeah, even though I'm usually not into blondes, Uma Thurman is fucking FINE.
For some reason, half the people I would just drop trou and bend over for are all in their sixties or older; Sir Ian McKellen and Dame Judi Dench for example. I can't help it. Oh, and Eddie Izzard, who is not in his sixties, but I would happily be his kept boi or something.

Okay, here's another one: which nationality of people do you find most attractive? Because I've been in Malaysia, and I tell ya, it's criminal how many beautiful people live there.

dire_redux July 20 2010, 03:27:15 UTC

I HEAR YOU ON THE OLDER-PEOPLE-ARE-ALSO-FUCKING-FINE FRONT.

JEREMY IRONS. I'D BUMP UGLIES WITH HIM IN A HEARTBEAT.

AND DAME JUDI DENCH. DO YOU LIVE INSIDE MY HEAD? GOD, I'D LET HER DOMINATE THE FUCK OUT OF ME. JFC. BLACK STRAPPY STILETTO PLANTED IN THE SMALL OF MY BACK. HOT DAMN.

JASON ISAACS. ALAN RICKMAN. GOOD GOD.

DANIEL MOTHERFUCKING DAY LEWIS. IDJLKSAJDLKSAJDLSKJA

I don't know if I have a nationality preference as much as I have a preference for guys/girls with a certain bone-structure, odd as that might seem. High, prominent cheekbones and a strong jaw will do it to me in an absolute instantOther things that are kind of determining factors: I prefer darker hair, but that's not a hard and fast rule at all. Deep voices get me hot like crazy. And even though I'm short as fuck, people with hella long legs omg omg omg. Naturally tan/olive skin is also very divine dkasjdlsakj. But so are people who are really pale. IDEK ( ... )

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anonymous July 19 2010, 16:29:38 UTC

INCEPTIONNNNN OMG OMG GET ONLINE IN LIKE TWO HOURS, WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS IMMEDIATELY. HOW MUCH ARE ARTHUR AND EAMES HAVING CRAZY IN-DREAM SEX? SO MUCH, THAT'S HOW MUCH.

featherfish July 19 2010, 16:32:39 UTC

umm that were me just now. Sorry. You could probably tell, haha.

dire_redux July 19 2010, 17:07:46 UTC

OH MY GOD, I WAS GOING HOME ON THE SUBWAY THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING. THEY ARE OBVS GETTING IT ON IN-DREAM IN WAYS THAT WOULD BE INSANE AND COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE IRL. AND THEY ARE LOVING IT, MAN. ALSOALSOALSO, BONDAGE WITH SUSPENDERS. PLEASE TELL ME I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT ARTHUR WORE THOSE THINGS DELICIOUSLY WELL, BUT WOULD LOOK BETTER BUTT-NAKED WITH THEM TIED AROUND HIS WRISTS? SOMEONE STOP ME. I NEED TO SHUT UP.

BUT STILL OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.

ALSO YES, I COULD TOTALLY TELL

KJFKLSDJLFKSJDFLK

featherfish July 19 2010, 18:24:29 UTC

WORD WORD WOOOORRRRRD

LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS NOWISH PLEASE

postcardmystery July 19 2010, 20:28:50 UTC

I haven't seen it yet but will in a couple of days and then we can fangirl like crazy.

Okay, I have a question. A boring question, but one I've occasionally wondered what the answer is: what made you get into fandom?

P.S. I just wrote Lamont/Worth fanfiction. I totes blame you for this. But, like, in a good way.

dire_redux July 19 2010, 21:22:53 UTC

GODDAMMIT, DO IT. I'M ALREADY WRITING HORRIBLE SLASH. SUSPENDERS ARE INVOLVED. I'M A SICK FUCK. THIS IS NOT NEWS.

This is a very, very interesting question with a lot of strange answers.

Basically, I like writing. I like writing because it's fantasy, it's a huge gushing catharsis, it's both, it's neither, it's anything and everything I need it to be at any time I want to have it. I tried original fiction, for a very, very long time. I still do. But I think it cuts too close to the bone for me. When I'm trying to create ex nihilo, the characters I shape out end up all being me with a thousand different faces and names. Probably no one but myself would know this when reading my original fiction, but it's still pretty bad. There's probably some psychology there, but whatever ( ... )