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Talking with her on the phone makes me want to stab myself in the face.
It's time to end this -
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This is what I learned from my year of sobriety:
Drunk people are FUCKING ANNOYING!
That is all.
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I'm Fat
My old clothes don't fit like they once did
So they hang like ghosts of the people I have been
But seriously, I'm getting fat. I need to do something about this. -
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Why is it that when you start dating someone, they expect to hear from you on the phone EVERY DAY? -
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My friend's husband drinks and drives.
Worse than that, he drinks while driving.
Why are people stupid? -
This one's for the ladies.
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I hate being sick.
Moreso, I hate how my bed smells after a sick person's been in it for 20 hours. -
Reasons why I'm dumb.
So I've been thinking. In my desperate, biological clock is ticking state of mind, I managed to look past all the terrible qualities which make you ( Read more... )
