I have GOT to snap out of this whole list obsession. It is now bordering on the verge of Listitus. This little-known illness is caused by an inflammation of the Listual Lobe in your brain and can lead to a series of retarded Live Journal posts. Should you ever feel at risk from this seriously debilitating and contagious disease, turn off your ( Read more... )

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After a night out with Kate and her sisters, I have just spent four very long hours asleep on the floor of her lounge, with only the (cold) cushions from outside for padding. This is not something I will be repeating.

On the humorous side:Her two sister's managed to lock themselves in Kate's room ( Read more... )

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The Mystery of the Bitchy Cleaner


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1) Apparently the cattery rang my parents yesterday to remind them that the cat is booked in for the summer holidays. My parents have not booked. How is this possible? Is he now booking his own holidays? To be honest, he was fairly clever for a cat. He was quite capable of opening doors and knew that when the kettle boiled (which was, lets ( Read more... )

Went to see some short films last night at a cafe bar in Hinkley with Kate and Jenny. Some were good, some...weren't, and it was £2.50 for a pint of lemonade, but on the upside I did coin a new medical term for Kate's itchy boobs (IBT: Itchy Boob Trauma) and buy cheap pick 'n' mix from the Somerfield next door.

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Singer 34 - The Desk:


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101INT World Politics: Globalisation, Power & Order this morning. To be honest, it wasn't too bad.
I really think I did okay...but then I always say that about INT and then do absolute poo

(thank you, Steven "YOU'RE ALL GOING TO FAIL" Curtis)

so I think I'd better just shut up and DRINK TEA.

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