Day 1: Honey training

[dirtyplanet]

I am trying to cultivate a liking for honey. I like how it looks, I even want to believe that I am the sort of person who loves to eat it in cute ways like on toast or straight out of the jar. Actually, nevermind. I hate people who like honey. Especially people who eat honey in adorable ways. But somehow, if I were brought into the fold, then

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[annacattiva]

Thanksgiving was Thursday.

I like honey. Do you hate me? I try desperately not to be cute in most situations, though, including those involving bee food.

[dirtyplanet]

I don't hate you for being cute with the honey, I hate you for being cute when you go sprinting across the room to slam head first into people you know. This is you at your best.

[sabrebelle]

mmm...try a little bit of honey on peanutbutter toast. It might ease you into the idea.

I also love honey, and go through stages of slathering it on toast. I am at my cutest shortly after I forget that honey liquifies on warm toast and I tip the piece just far enough off a horizontal plane that the honey runs down my arm and drips onto the floor.

[in_the_morning]

i was going to tell you to eat honey on peanut butter toast but i see someone else has already beaten me to it. you should try to find straws of flavored honey. it's a good way to ease yourself into it, and who can feel adorable while sucking honey out of a long plastic tube? i know i can't.

[dirtyplanet]

Ooh, good idea. Licking envelopes is taboo-- wonder what they think of public sucking?

[guyute]

not that this helps in your training, but it's not bee food, it's actually bee barf. bill nye the science guy told me that. or was it beekman?