i like it when i say to someone: what's up?
and they say: good.

because normally it's me that fucks up like that.

HEY!
THANKS A LOT BROHIO!

BLOODYSKULLFACE: how are you???
clean robot: i'm ok.
clean robot: a little bummed out by the whole election/state of the country thing.
BLOODYSKULLFACE: well i just jerked off after i saw that... it took the edge off.

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i just had a dream that i started prostituting and my first customer was KEVIN BACON.

all chloraseptic does is numb.
i accidentally sprayed it on my lips and tongue, so i know.
it makes my throat feel better for 1.23 seconds.

things i have today that i didn't have yesterday:

a new massachusetts drivers licence.
a sore throat.
a vintage lady schwinn bicycle.
a cellphone that works.
blood in my stool.

carlye's friends got her a $50 vibrator for her birthday!

i used to go to bed early and wake up early.

now i go to bed early and wake up late.

does that mean i'm depressed?

greasy frenchfries and a turkey club with too much mayonnaise, and i was down for the count.

and, no matter what those irish bartenders tell you: soda water with bitters doesn't settle your stomach, it just tastes bitter.

and i kept resting my head in my hands, which made me want to puke again cos my hands smelled like mayonnaise.

whoa carlye's puking and im nto and wr totally had the sqame amount to drink.

i am so tough!