Everytime I see a clip of Meryll Streap(throat) singing "The Winner Takes It All"
I want to put an ear wig on each lobe.

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Mamma Mia!
I slept with three different guys
why why wasn't it protected?
Mamma Mia!
There goes my conscience
No no, not after third trimesters

Which one's named Fernando?

"Mama Mia Domestic Violence the Musical ( Read more... )

Today's the first day of spring,
and I have seen three bumblebee's all in different stages of impending death.

I'm drowning.
And this weekend I nearly ended it.

WHICH WAY?
UP OR DOWN?
OH.
WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY!
WELL, IT'S A BIG DECISION.
WHICH WAY DO YOU WANT TO GO, HMM?
YES, WHICH WAY?
WELL, SINCE I'M POINTED THAT WAY,
I GUESS I'LL GO DOWN.
SHE CHOSE DOWN.
SHE CHOSE DOWN?
WAS THAT WRONG?
TOO LATE NOW. HA HA HA HA!

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Breathe ( Read more... )

How does it taste to be swinging away for the night?
Doctor said son you should carry a gun (for to) be alright...

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Ok, I know I have not updated in like two weeks, so I am gonna give you the minutes ( Read more... )

I want to update, but I fear it will jinx everything.
But to say the least,
I've fallen really hard this time, Ben, I think he's fallen even harder.
I'm losing more weight
I'm really happy, now I just gotta find some theater.

Portland trip for the 4th of July!  Can somebody(rocky folk *cough cough*) invite me to a party?