If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:
Passport, lighter, 20 feet of rope, and a pink plastic comb.

I have an irrational fear of?
Bubble Wrap, two words man “Biological Warfare” some two year old bastard is gonna pop out the plague!

What type of food do you eat at your grandparents' house?
squeeze its, kraft cheese slices, ( Read more... )

I spent this term in a class that searched for the truth behind the universe, through physics and math ( Read more... )

I take strange comfort in the fact that he doesn't pay attention enough ( Read more... )

I think I may be losing interest in you ( Read more... )

I finally beat this impossible puzzle game online that I have been playing
since I was 15.

I now understand the pride of a chubby kid getting his picture taken after
he finally beat Final Fantasy on his Nintendo.

My babies Maya and Pei are coming June 30th!
I can't fucking wait.

I wish things were as easy as Play That Funky Music White Boy ( Read more... )

He's so cold sometimes I wish he was beating me instead.
Because then he'd at least have to touch me, and I'd finally feel something again.
I quit smoking already.

I hope you caught my post secret.
Happy fucking mothers day mom.
If I was home, I'd buy you a 40oz and some daffodils

For the record, I hate Issaquah Washington.
And I hate that I can't call ( Read more... )

Can I have a kitten to play with for a few hours?

Oh, and by no means ever drink moonshine from Led Lawlesses gas can.
I can promise you, it will be full of everclear, and other liquors.
Kassassandra, you are a misrable cunt.

Are all that is left in my bag from last night.

They burnt the bible.
I went into the woods to find god

I found a man on fire

Well,   I guess I'll just have to ride my bike.

There's a first time for everything...... That includes streaking across campus ( Read more... )