I AM GOING TO OZZFEST!!!

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for the last 3 days my 2 year old niece has been parading around the house exclaiming "andre' is a bunghole!!!". she really can be quite funny. she also has moments of insight that are downright creepy.

why am i not surprised that her birthday shares the same date as the columbine anniversary?

not long now...

i have found the extent to which revisiting past entries can be damaging. what the hell possessed me to dig through the backlogs???? why the fuck did i feel i needed to go back and reopen all of those scars ( Read more... )

Seattle: Friday, April 20th ( Read more... )

things have gone from bad to fucked ( Read more... )

a bomb was dropped the night before last. my sister revealed the reasons for flying me down so quickly. i have been unable to be anything but on edge since ( Read more... )

i have just obtained a hair cut. how short you ask?

you will have to wait and see....

my brother posed an interesting question to me today. while terribly cliche'd, it remains a question that i find interesting in that i cannot recall the last time i actually thought about what my answer would since high school. things change as frequently and as rapidly as people, so i redirect this question to you;(no silly answers such as "i ( Read more... )