Hi, I'm Pat, and don't bother flirting me with you if you have any of the current issues ( Read more... )

The title says it all... I experimented... and stay tuned for my anti-MTV rant later.

I gots nothin better to do here in lovely ol' Boomfeel.

=)

I swear this time of year is designed to heighten the insecurities of single people. Screw being alone. Being alone is for chumps. Especially when there's expensive jewelry, chocolates, flowers, and heart-shaped shit sold by cross-eyed and skeevy old men who leer at you as you peruse the contents of their shabby truck. Of course you should buy all ( Read more... )

Well, boy am I glad this is over. 2005 was easily the worst year ever. Barring a disfiguring car accident next year, or an accidental castration in 2006, next year has to be better than this one. Here, let me show you why. These are the highlights of 2005, by month ( Read more... )

Fun? Shall we see ( Read more... )

Hey folks ( Read more... )

I hate 2005. I hate 2005 like I hate herpes, which is whenever I realize its there, and then out comes the blowtorch and frag grenades. Not to say that I have herpes, but at least that would be a frickin diagnosis... As it is, I've been to the hospital twice this month, worked barely any hours due to random ilnesses, and I'm already 1-2 weeks ( Read more... )

Well... I haven't updated in a while. A little over a year I'd say. This is mostly due to my own laziness, and partly to the fact that I keep forgetting I HAVE a livejournal. I should remember these things better ( Read more... )

Well... Thanksgiving went well, I suppose. I had to spend time with my dad's fam, whom I love. My cousin Mike's wife ursula is going to have a kid any day now, and I want him (or her) named after me. Like that will happen. =) And I ate a lot. A lot. Like I felt full, so I got another plate. I have never felt my stomach groan under the weight of ( Read more... )

And yes, it is a Monday, and this was one of my busiest weekends ever. ever. I only wish I had had the option to do some actual HW during this weekend, because I have a lot to do before I leave for home tomorrow. I called Amtrak and was not able to switch my train home, so my teacher is gonna kill me, but that is all a side-note ( Read more... )