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for those of you who thought it couldn't be done. for all the nay-sayers, and fair weather fans. CHECK THIS. my dinner, on this, the night of Septemper the 6th 2006, consisted of the following ( Read more... )

My freckles are not melanoma.

Rib on my freckles all you want, just don't call them melanoma.

this girl has been everywhere lately.

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nothing in the world would make me happier than to hate you.

instead I want to cte with you.

or maybe you are just beautiful and I am cold.

a particularly pretty pirate has pilfered my present philosophical ponderings.

the battle was over before it even started. we never had a chance.

i offically put down my sword and surrender.

may the pirates rape and pillage as they see fit.

  i don't even like art but god damn, the gallery was beautiful.

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i have been dormant far too long. no, not sexually. well, yeah i guess that too. but what i mean is, i haven't updated in a while ( Read more... )

The Big Bang Theory? You have got to be kidding me!
-God

This exact sign appeared outside a church I saw yesterday in lovely Ellicotville, New York.