Okay, so we all know I'm a bit of a luddite, right? I need to be demonstrated technology for me to be able to make any use of it.

valgarth walked me through getting a bit torrent kerjigger the other week, and man oh man - the sweet piratey goodness. I think we walked through an entire spool of blank CDs since Sunday. metalbaby and I consume A LOT of music ( Read more... )

Well last night I got to play the role I was born into this earth to play. Last night at the WCC I got to strap on a pelt, wear *THE CROWN* - the one with the horns, and got to romp about the ritual bleeting madly. That's right ladies and gentlemen, in Dano's recreation of the Roman Lupercalia ritual I got to play the sacrificial goat ( Read more... )

You know what I learned last night ( Read more... )

Occasionally I pride myself on having saying or making up something so absurd I am the first person to have said it. I was hoping that Ballsy McBallstein was one such item of nomenclature.

Alas, I have discovered that some fukker on a Halo2 website has already claimed such a name when Googling my new pornstar name.

Alas.

I lament.

I am so disappointed that yesterday nobody posted a single "Eew!" to my Ballsy Mcballstein gay porn spurting fluids like Texas tea oriented post yesterday. Largely the response was a series of "meh"s accompanied I suspect with a apathetic "Stan's being Stan again" shrug ( Read more... )

Yup. I think that Ballsy McBallstein will have to be my gay porn name. I can see the DVD cover splashed with neon graphics now.

"Go Balls Deep with Ballsy McBallstein in Anal Excavation 34! Watch as Ballsy gets drilled like a natural resource - and boy do they ever strike cum!"

In other news I am now a repressed homosexual porn star.

Its Wednesday. You know what that means ( Read more... )

Gaming got cancelled for tonight. I had a player handout and everything - I had stained it in tea, dried it in the oven, made a little diagram, did some fancy stuff in a pretty script. That was the only thing I had really been looking forward to all day. Now I'm going to eat poo ( Read more... )

Carrie says to me (while flopping around on the bed kicking me while I hit her with my blankey) "I love being married! Its like having a sleep-over every night."

I snorted with laughter. Then the blankey beatings continued.

You know I was supremely disappointed after having spent the time to watch two episodes of Lost to find out that the writers had only the vaguest idea where they wanted to take show beyond the first season ( Read more... )