This is an article on Page 3 of todays National Post - it makes a fantastic reminder for this evenings impromptu Space Themed Party I am dubbing "The 'How to Avoid Getting Venutian Inversion Clap' Party" at yours truly this evening ( Read more... )

Soze my fiancee seyz to me "Standley, I need more support".

Soze I seyz to 'er 'Gedda betta brah!'

Haaaa!

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What? No Andrew Dice Clay fans in the house? I guess so far its zero including me.

Forget Ballsy McBallstein.

I'm changing my name to Receiver General.

So I've discovered this thing called exercise. I had *heard* of this 'work-out' business but as it had the word work in the title I naturally avoided it. As some kind souls were easy to give me hell about earlier in the year about being a lazy slug which *apparently* has something to with depression ( Read more... )

***dramatic irony mode initiated ( Read more... )

Can someone explain to me why the LCBO has to advertise?

Given that they have a monopoly on all bottled liquor would it not be in their better interest as an government sponsored booze hegemony to reduce the price of their products in order to make them more affordable?

I yearn for this knowledge.

I had the opportunity to watch smurf porn this morning. I feel dirty inside - I think it was while Smurfette was getting DPed while the spanish porn actors whistled the cartoon theme that my poor little soul cracked.

Humpty Dumptey sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumptey had a great fall.
King Lamus' horses
King Lamus' men
Couldn't put humpty together again

I should have taken a canoe into work today ( Read more... )

Wow. I actually worked hard this week. I don't think I was home before 8 once this week ( Read more... )