My mechanic said I looked like I lost weight.
A cute client flirted with me.
My stock is up 2nd day in a row.
I just picked up a new listing.
I had a mind blowing orgasm.
My fiancee hit on a cute girl we like.
I jokingly threatened to beat up a work-related adversary.

Yup. Must be Beltaine.

So since this is the day of unusual pop culture analogies I present the following conundrum to my esteemed live-journaling peers ( Read more... )

Well, the fog seems to have lifted this morning ( Read more... )

So as Chris Rock so eloquently said "Everybody loves the music they listened to when they started getting laid". Chris Rock loves Rap - I love GNR. I'm sorry. If that makes me white trash cuz it associates me with the Use Your Illusion tour when Axl ran around the stage with white bicycle shorts and a chubby so be it. However, i give to you one of ( Read more... )

Bitch-Ass Muggle-Fuck Cock Eating Ass Fucker.
Second Rate Son of a Fuck Maggot Hooping Shit Wanker.
Fuck Stick Ramming Jizz Gargling Puss Bucket
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Chasm Assed Twat Farming Cock Spelunking Fuck Faggot
Wank Master Shit Smearing Snot Fucker

I need a career change.

So things haven't been all that bad out here in the C-dot ( Read more... )

"I'm lying in bed, just like Brian Wilson did" - the Barenekkid Ladies

So spent two days in bed this week. Watched a half dozen movies, read a bunch, screamed at our neighbors, consolled Carrie.

We're heading out to Courtice this afternoon for a few days. metalbaby's Baba is dying ( Read more... )

So my nerves are officially shot. The fucking neighbors below us were blasting the backstreet boys or whatever again. I went down and banged on the door so hard one of the little white-trash bitches actually screamed. Carrie heard it all through the concrete floor ( Read more... )

I just watched Joey from N'Sync tango to the Star Wars theme on Dance With the Stars. He had a little padawan knot, and a light sabre. His dancing partner had a Princess Leigha copper bra suit ( Read more... )

I told my boss and good friend today that I was discouraged and needed a couple of mental health days as soon as possible. I really busted my hump this month to make things happen and unfortunately the nature of my business is that you don't know until much later whether or not you're just spinning your wheels or actually making money ( Read more... )