That's all I really wanted to say... oh and a bunch of celebrities died. God had better learn to shut his mouth when Billy Mays is talking. Also he might want to keep Baby Jesus away from MJ.

I personally think that's a great line. Not really the point of my post, but it gave me a laugh ( Read more... )

Paid vacation from work! Yay!

Basically, my boss decided to reward me for covering the shifts of the crappy employee she had just fired. I had to work every single day, including weekends, for about two weeks straight, but now I get 5 days off, paid.

Twas much fun. Saw lots of cool stuff, got to touch a shark, and got nicely tan. Let the jealous and envious replies begin. Muhahaha.

I'll be out of contact with the rest of the world for 10 days, starting on the 2nd of May. I'm going to Belize. It's a course offered by IUSB, the "Tropical Marine Biology Field Study". We're going to spend 10 days snorkeling and doing science type stuff on the beautiful reefs of Belize. The only real issue is that I will not have internet access ( Read more... )

It only took a year and a half of working at Dippin' Dots, but I now understand the mind of the average American. It's not just that they are stupid, we all know that. They're also ignorant an unobservant. For example, at present we have a list of our milkshake flavors sitting on the flat part of the glass sneezeguard, which is used as a tall ( Read more... )

Well, I had a very odd dream last night. I was back in High School, except not really. I was in college as well. It made sense in my dream. I think I had forgotten to take a class or something, and had to go back to take it so I could officially graduate. But I was also taking college courses at the same time. Then Lewis showed up in the middle of ( Read more... )

So Notre Dame lost to Navy today. 46-44, in 3 overtimes, their highest score of the season, and they can't pull off a win. They should have won by a touchdown at least, but they couldn't score on two extremely short fields. It was ridiculous, it's like Charlie WANTED to lose. They are now 1-8, and I officially label them the worst team Notre Dame ( Read more... )

Colbert announced his candidacy, and attempted to get on the ballot in South Carolina. Both primaries in fact. He never sent in the requisite $35,000 dollars for the Republican nomination, and the Democrats just voted to deny him a place on there ballot. He might still be able to run as an Independent, but I don't think so. So yeah, oh well. It ( Read more... )

I have it. It's mine, my own, it came to me. It's my preciousssss...

Stephen Colbert, "I AM AMERICA (And so can you)"

Win.