Wow...there's really nothin like takin a good solid shit. One that just makes you wish you had a camera and internet access.....geez....

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By the way..If you take the EXACT reverse of the Black and silver color scheme, this is my bike exactly..

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You want to know what really pisses me the fuck off? I'll give you the latest example...the pope. THE POPE IS FUCKING DEAD! LET HIM DIE IN PEACE! All these fucking "bowel movements are evil" conservative scumbag catholics are making such a big deal about the pope (which it only is...TO THEM) that every time rigor mortis and post-mortem gas ( Read more... )

Have you ever met or spoken with someone that was such a fucking nimrod, you'd actually contemplated jail time in exchange for the absolute pleasure and honor of killing them with a blunt hammer. Every single word they uttered was like a visit to the proctologist after using an entire tube of hydrocortisone. Well this is a summation of my emotions ( Read more... )

So i passed my course this weekend. They give u points for stuff you do wrong. you can get a 20 and still pass. I got a 5 cuz I only screwed up by going outside the box on the figure 8s which I KNEW I'd do. I am fairly happy now! Alls I gots to do is head to the MVD this thursday (that's DMV for u cali folks) and pay 32 bucks (rape) and i get my AZ ( Read more... )

I am so damn hungry right now. Got them auschwitz hunger pains. FUCK! That's what I'll call my newest song! I'm getting my guitar and writing this shit right now! Oh wait...I am at work...I forgot. I hate work. The job is easy going and not very stressful and I like dealing with kids that want to come here and stuff, but it is SOOO long to sit here ( Read more... )

You know why when a Rancher fucks a sheep, he does so at the edge of a cliff? Whoever answers this correctly will win my love, respect and admiration.

-Carry on....

I just got tickets to GREEN DAY october 8th at the Home Depot Center in Carson. It's gonna be one hell of a drive to get back, especially for a new biker like me, but I'll DO IT! I'd do anything to see Green Day so I couldn't miss out on this. They updated their site saying the presale was ON TODAY! only I got the message at like 3:15 and it said ( Read more... )