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I look like a goddamn chipmunk and my mouth hurts more than a pierced head.....kill me now....by the way....vicodin sucks ass...shoulda gotten codeine instead...it's stronger

Well Today I had to go to the dentist. I spent ALL KINDS of time there and got X-rays done and shit. He came in, poked at my teeth and told me I should get my wisdom teeth out as soon as possible. (that's why I went to him in the first place). I told him I was leaving monday morning so they called around for a surgeon with an opening. They booked ( Read more... )

SO I am JUST back from the oral surgeon where I got my wisdom teeth removed. It was fucking awesome. The guy doped me up more than a wino. I was listening to Carlin throughout the thing but a few seconds after the third syringe of anesthetic I couldn't tell shit from shit. I woke by a nudge and american idiot. All in all, I say that a day you get ( Read more... )

so it finally happened. I left the shithole in Beverly Hills and am now sitting in the monstrous kitchen of my new house in Rancho Mirage, CA just miles outside Palm Springs. I love it here except I miss my friends terribly. I have been out of the spa for about an hour now for the second time since I've been here. I am a bit sloshed having had two ( Read more... )

I finally left the old dump
to a place I can now rest my rump
in a place, oh so lush
where my mind turns to mush
and the girls here deserve a good hump

-Master

Sitting in my kitchen drunk
Had I stayed in the spa, I'd have sunk
To the bottom so deep
and the incline so steep
and I shower for fear I'd have stunk

-Master

Well..finally made my move...both knew it was coming...rather successful in my book! ;)

Here it is 12am on a sunday night, and I am still fucking awake with nothing to do. I really ought to re-think this stayin up till 5am on saturday nights. But hey, as long as holly doesnt mind stayin up with me, I doubt I'll tell her to get out of my room...lol. Anyway, not that I intend to become dependent on dextromethorphan, I just took two ( Read more... )

As always I have to post about girls. Girls are confusing and when you think you understand them, it turns out to only apply to girls you're not interested in. As a spectator, I know EXACTLY what a girl is thinking, but when it is me at the helm, I about as clueless as George Bush on astrophysics. I don't get it. Why does this shit have to be so ( Read more... )