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Throughout the world I look for the girl who is fair
I pass her by and continue unaware
of the chance I just passed and will ne'er find again
But I keep the search on and find naught in the end

So anyhoo. I haven't updated in forever so here goes. I am here in Prescott arizona (if I ever talk to you on the phone i'll be saying "preskitt" because that's how its pronounced...don't ask). I love it here because it's small but not blue collar, although entirely too cold at 1 mile high of altitude. I am taking all the gen ed courses like psych ( Read more... )

GOING TO SEE GREENDAY November 22nd at the long beach convention center! Fantastic stage-front tickets...only behind the pit but with binoculars it will be a fantastic view!! HAHAAHA! You're all jealous!!!

EVERYONE I KNOW better respond to this...even people i hate or don't talk to anymore (yes even you lauren not that I expect you to read this anymore ( Read more... )

take a nice solid crap
and give your stomach a tap
for it's done its job
and you've produced quite the blob
for your stench put you on the map

Roaming the halls in the dorm
Bored as hell is the norm
in a town so small
lacking all but a mall
I stay in my room and watch porn

Roaming the halls in the dorm
Bored as hell is the norm
in a town so small
lacking all but a mall
I stay in my room and watch porn