Have you experienced the inner-sanctum of alcoholic recreation ( Read more... )

So it has been quite a while since my last installment of sardonic humor. My apologies, I assure you. I have been completely busy as you probably don't believe. I had been knee-deep in the instrument phase of my training, attempting to fly the T-34 under instrument conditions to multiple approaches and landings, even though the T-34 is probably one ( Read more... )

So alas, I sit before you and my keyboard, at about 5:30 am in preparation of putting my thoughts into words ( Read more... )

So I have spent the past 2 hours or so reading through my history of posts here on livejournal, laughing my ass off all the way ( Read more... )

Well....it seems that it is friday evening during the mid summer and I am, yet again, sitting at my computer complaining to the e-masses as I drink myself into a lonely oblivion call sociopathy. I am beginning to see the light at the end of the tunnel as I see this first summer semester come to a close. I will be sleeping in one week from now as my ( Read more... )

since I smoked it, I think I ought to officially write up my experience on salvia. I think the effects that people write about are basically the same as the testimonials you see for crazy upper diet pills and that stupid fucking belt that zaps the shit out of you and makes your testicles feel like basketballs. I did enjoy it but there was NO ( Read more... )

I really think it's about time that someone introduced modest mouse to a modest amount of RAT POISON. I really wish I could just find them sitting at a cafe in LA or The Bay Area or something. I'd just walk up to them. They'd be sheepishly looking at me. I stand and just look at them for a minute and scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" and walk away...I ( Read more... )

Jeez..what's new...hmmm....well let's start off with school. School sucks ass and I am exactly half way through "Dynamics" and "Differential Equations and Matrix Methods". Just three more weeks..oh god. Anyway I should do reasonably well so I'm not too concerned. I think my main reason for living right now is watching the back to back episodes of ( Read more... )

So I just bought some salvia divinorum and a butane torch lighter online tonight. I then proceeded to construct a gravity bong out of my limitless collection of soda/water bottles. I am feeling pretty good about the craftsmanship. I am guessing I'll have my salvia and torch by next week's end just in time for a "weekend of expanded consiousness". ( Read more... )

So finals are coming up. I had my last math test today before finals and I think I got the A that I was praying/hoping/studying for. I got a 100% on the HW the night before it was due without checking my answers with someone else. I figured that was a sign for the better. I will sleep like a motherfucker and work like crazy before I finish finals ( Read more... )