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I like kids, but this is hilarious
"I cannot stand goddamn kids so if this was supposed to be heart warming it failed on every level. Do you have any idea how much of MY life is regulated because of stupid goddamn kids that I don’t have? From back windows I can't roll down to lighters I can't light to medicine caps I can't open to that insufferable beeping that you can hear in the ( Read more... ) -
Hungy Haitians resort to eating dirt
http://news.aol.com/story/_a/hungry-haitians-resort-to-eating-dirt/20080129175709990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001
If you'll excuse me, I need to go drive my SUV to McDonald's. -
If you haven't been watching American Gladiators, you need to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O7op0tyrP0
Nothing like seeing a 5'4, 135 pound blonde woman get nailed with a killshot left hook from a foam Q-tip and somersault backwards, semiconscious, off a 10 foot ledge into water.
The Gladiator's real name is Gina Carano, and she's 5'8, ( Read more... ) -
"I will not hesitate to put my ethics in someone else!"
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3MQ04K81
This is some acceptance speech Tom Cruise gave at a Cult Awards Ceremony or something, once again confirming he is the craziest motherfucker alive. Start to finish I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about. Just watch and enjoy.
*Edit: Ol ( Read more... ) -
Pride and Glory
Do you need help rinsing the dirty residue of Speed Racer out of your mind? Let Edward Norton help:
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I will not, in fact, GO!
Here it is, in all its faggoty glory: the Wachowski Brothers' live action version of Speed Racer ( Read more... ) -
Holy SHIT
They announced World of Warcraft back when I was still working at Gamestop in the dark days of community college. I told my coworkers that it would be Blizzard's license to print money.
I'm a goddamn prophet.
9.3 million subscribers paying $50 for the initial purchase + $15 a month for the privilege of being huge dorks = $3 BILLION so far. ( ( Read more... ) -
Britney Spears' 16 year old sister Jamie Lynn is pregnant
Classiness and good decision making ability must run in that family. I used to watch "The Beverly Hillbillies" when I was a kid, but I always thought it was fictional. Now I realize it was a prophecy for what the Spears family life would be like.
Lynne Spears must be the best mom ever. To raise two kids that goddamn dumb must take a special ( Read more... ) -
Would you like AIDS with that?
How would you feel if you found a USED condom in your Whopper?
http://www.wcax.com/Global/story.asp?S=7467807&nav=4QcS
This guy's kids aren't going to have to go to college, that's for sure. Burger King's going to be buying him a solid gold house and a rocket car.
