1. Myspace isn't going anywhere. Just like back in 1995, when people wanted you to believe that AIM was going to start charging, it's a god damn hoax. Don't be stupid, and dont waste my (already cluttered and ridiculous) myspace real-estate with bulletins about how they're going to shut it down or sell it. Tom ALREADY sold it. In case you didn't ( Read more... )

I cant seem to shake this feeling lately that I'm a terrible disappointment...

So I'll break this up with cryptic references to my current situation...

Takes four days to get to like me
But two to wanna leave
But the part that really gets me
Are all the moments in between
Now I lie to get a little
And laugh at every little thing
She's high on information
But now I'm low on self-esteemSo, yea, I'm in this part right now. I'm ( Read more... )

I'm marking March 26 on my calendar...

Just in case.

Why do I torment myself over this girl? I mean, this is like.... wayyy old school... should be over it by now, right?

Verrrry interesting.

Spring break was good, except that the last day I got food poisoning and all my friends didn't believe me.

I guess all that insecurity wasn't entirely unfounded.

Cryptic enough for everyone?

Chuck Norris's Website and response to facts about him

Read that. Is Chuck Norris for real? Did he just call himself a "student of the Wild West?" Did he really just turn that into a pitch for his new books?

You suck, Chuck Norris--I'm switching to Vin Diesel

I think at one point I knew... is it possible to know something this intrinsic and lose it?

I think at one point I knew how to love... how to fall in love, how to be in love, how to make love... but have I forgotten? Can you forget? Can you knowSomeone taught me how to love. She also taught me how to fuck things up... well, she didn't teach me--I ( Read more... )

Thats all.

FUCK.

IKEA is dat fire ( Read more... )

A 1:15 AM Power Outage inspired a minature (read: 4 person) block party in my apartment complex. Twas fun. I met new people. Now, I pursue you, Sleep.

--Me