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Watari decides that from now on L must eat only healthy food. anonymous March 1 2011, 21:17:42 UTC
After a visit to the doctor, Watari decides that from now on L must eat only healthy food. There is no transition period, and L is not informed until the day that Watari presents him with a bowl of oats (no sugar) and practically force feeds it to him.

Over the next few days L might suffer horrible withdrawal symptoms, and perhaps Light takes a liking to casually eating delicious looking cakes around L - L, of course, is not allowed any, no matter what sort of tantrums he might throw.

There doesn't need to be any actual sex for this; I just love the idea of poor L being denied something so simple as his sugar.

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Kira, Sweetheart (pt 20) anonymous May 13 2012, 10:21:34 UTC
Light awoke with a start but when he tried to open his eyes, his own name became a curse-it was all too bright, too white and he squeezed his eyes shut again.

"Light-kun…"

Light startled when he heard a familiar baritone coming from his bedside, resulting in his accidentally moving his wounded hand. Light sucked in a sharp breath at the sudden stinging pain and his nose was assaulted by that distinctive "hospital" smell. Why was he in a hospital? Oh, that's right-some crazy bitch stabbed him in the hand… in one quick, panicked motion Light made sure his hand was still there.

"He's awake!" L called off to some other plane of existence beyond this too bright bedroom.

Light moved… and hissed in pain.

"Careful, Light or you'll tear your stitches."

"Wha-R-Ryuuzaki?" Light mumbled as his eyes focused on the familiar dark bird's nest of the detective's hair ( ... )

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Kira, Sweetheart (pt 21) anonymous May 13 2012, 10:22:31 UTC
"No, that's not your name." Light slurred. L smiled as Light groaned inarticulately from within his pillow and then went on speaking with Light's father as if he wasn't even there. "You shouldn't be so hard on him. He's a teenager. Teenagers, even teenagers as bright as Light-kun, sometimes do stupid, reckless things. It's a scientifically proven fact. The frontal lobe of the human brain is not even fully developed until the mid-twenties. He just didn't think it through. In fact, when I was his age ( ... )

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Kira, Sweetheart (pt 22) anonymous May 13 2012, 10:23:27 UTC
"Ryuuzaki!" Light protested buy L had already crawled from his chair into the hospital bed with him. As usual the eccentric detective had no sense of propriety and so adjusted the gown for him (defeating the entire purpose of adjusting it) as Ryuuzaki's long, slender fingers brushed awkwardly against his thigh ( ... )

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Kira, Sweetheart (pt 23) anonymous May 22 2012, 10:59:59 UTC
The Chief was showing a remarkable amount of restraint, all things considered. Perhaps because he was too shocked to react at the sight of L coming onto his son-though L imagined that if it was his daughter he had been kissing, the chief would no doubt be chasing him through the halls of the hospital with a shotgun right about now ( ... )

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Kira, Sweetheart (pt 24) anonymous May 22 2012, 11:02:24 UTC
"Yes." L let the cover of the book swing open, the pages fluttered revealing the many names written inside it before dropping it roughly on the coffee table. "She killed all these people. This is human law."

The papers fluttered open again in the wind that was created when the demonic creatures spread it's white batwings with a great snap. "That is unacceptable. You will find an alternative." The creature demanded.

L merely looked blandly at the creature while wishing he had some candy to play with or something to show just how very NOT intimidated he was by the monster's theatrics. He had yet to broach the subject of getting sweets (just a little!) for fear Watari would remember his threat about inflicting The Punishment upon him...

Meanwhile the Shinigami continued trying to persuade, no pleading on Misa's behalf ( ... )

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Kira, Sweetheart (pt 25) anonymous May 22 2012, 11:03:16 UTC
"The owner of the notebook is cursed! The owner is possessed by a God of Death until they die. Possessed, Ryuuzaki. Do you understand? Or has the meaning of that word been lost over the centuries?"

"Are you seriously arguing the devil made her do it? You expect me to believe in fairy tales…" the detective began to scoff when he was met with harsh golden eyes and remembered just what he was talking to.

The Shinigami almost appeared amused "Where do you think your fairy tales came from human? No. I made her do it. Please. She is innocent. Her will was not her own."

Possessed? Misa was possessed. Then that means Kira… Light is possessed... Why am I even considering this?L closed his eyes and recalled the sense memories. The electric feel of Light's body pressed against his. The way Light's mouth tasted after eating cake. The look on Light's face after he kissed him-how his cheeks would be tinged with pink, his normally neat hair mussed, and he would wear that amusing expression that appeared to be torn somewhere between annoyance and ( ... )

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Kira, Sweetheart (pt 26) anonymous May 22 2012, 19:02:04 UTC
"Then you'll help Misa?" the violet-haired creature asked, looking hopeful.

L hesitated. "I'll see what I can do."

"That's not enough!" The Shinigami snarled.

"I need to know the situation before I can give you an answer. Please Rem, she has nothing to lose at the moment. You're cooperation now can only help her case!"

The creature sighed but began recounting the rules of the notebook. When that did not appear to be enough she attempted to say what normally no human would ever be told in such a way that wouldn't have her crumbling to dust.

"I-I do not know the specifics. Just… the notebook wants to be used. It changes the owner somehow and the Shinigami is bound to remain close to the human for the conversion process. You see, the role of the owner is akin to that of a God of Death. They become hunters instead of prey. Owning the notebook changes the human. They do things they would never do on their own. Any qualities that would make the human a poor killer will be stripped away-sanity, morality, their soul whatever you humans ( ... )

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Kira, Sweetheart (pt 27) anonymous May 22 2012, 19:03:52 UTC
At that declaration L lost his precarious balance on his chair. The detective remained where he fell, a stricken look upon his face. He was really wishing he had some sweets right now or better yet a certain auburn-haired young man to hold onto…

"I apologize for resorting to threats so quickly. I feared that merely begging for your mercy would be in vain. Qualities such as mercy are usually the first to go. Though perhaps you might yet be kinder if you refrained from holding that book in your hand. So you will help Misa, yes?"

"I thought… Misa was the owner-" L began when Rem interrupted him.

"Misa was the owner. I told you, I convinced her to forfeit ownership and her memories of the notebook."

"But then shouldn't whoever picked it up first be the owner?"

"Whoever picked it up must have given it to you with a strong desire to give it up."

L's thoughts were racing. That was Mogi. The detective recalled how the big man had shivered and thrust the black notebook at him. "Take it! It gives me the creeps!"That was even before the ( ... )

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Kira, Sweetheart (pt 28) anonymous May 22 2012, 19:04:49 UTC
L stirred at the bitter, sugarless oatmeal that Watari had at some point placed at his workstation with his uncanny butler-ninja skills as he pondered, with equal bitterness, on all the things he was being forced to give up. After all he had sacrificed for the sake of justice couldn't he at least keep one good thing in his life? Okay maybe it wasn't exactly a good thing. Actually it was probably very bad for his continued health and would ultimately be the death of him, but dammit, he enjoyed it! It made him happy ( ... )

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Kira, Sweetheart (pt 29) anonymous July 24 2012, 08:50:08 UTC
"Mr. Stalker? This is illegal! You have to stop!" shrieked the bound girl pitifully from within her cell.

L might have had more sympathy for her if not for the facts that 1) she had just tried to kill him and Light and 2) every time she opened her mouth it was like listening to nails on a chalkboard. Rem was, predictably, rather displeased upon seeing how Misa was tied up and let her displeasure with the situation be known with a long, drawn-out growl.

Hmmm… Mama Shinigami is angry.

"This is totally unnecessary! She no longer has the power!"

"…It could all be an elaborate ruse to make me think the notebook is the source of Kira's power…" L murmured, paranoid as usual.

The Shinigami gave L a look. "Misa… elaborate?"

L worried at his thumbnail but the creature had a point—those two words didn't belong together in the same sentence.

"Misa is smarter than most men give her credit for but I'm afraid she isn't that smart. She isn't your Kira."

My Kira…L smiled to himself as he remembered how Light looked with mussed hair and ( ... )

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Kira, Sweetheart (pt 30) anonymous July 24 2012, 08:51:19 UTC
"Wha—So now you're calling me stupid?!"

"Yes. And even if you were willing and could give consent… I don't find you the least bit attractive."

The blonde made a miffed, disbelieving sound as if she found the notion that someone could resist her buxom charms utterly inconceivable. "Wha—why the hell not?!" L mused that if she wasn't tied to a chair she'd be stamping her foot in indignation right about now.

"You're very annoying." L replied. As if to prove that point Misa screamed at him again, this time in rage. "I assure you, I would never want to touch you in the ways you are suggesting."

"That I…? Pervert!Was this productive? No. Was it satisfying? Hell yes. The detective never claimed not to be childish ( ... )

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Kira, Sweetheart (pt 31) anonymous July 24 2012, 08:59:24 UTC
"Oh, sure she can. But first of all, just so we're clear on this—Light is mine, I have no intention of sharing, and even beyond that if you were to force Light and Misa together when he has no interest in her and is not capable of loving her in return they would never be happy together. In fact, I'm sure that would make them both miserable." L watched in bemusement at how the creature's spiky, bony shoulders slumped in defeat. "However, there is some good news to all this—considering how quickly Misa pair-bonded with Light when she doesn't even know him suggests that it should be easy enough to transfer her obsession to a new target." L took a moment to compulsively fiddle with his fingers as he let Rem digest that information before he continued. "Alright… so this is how it's going to be. Now, I can't promise that Misa won't suffer. In case you haven't noticed—suffering defines life as a human. Please be realistic. If she wasn't suffering she'd be dead." Rem began snarling at that and the detective threw up his hands in a placating ( ... )

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Kira, Sweetheart (pt 32) anonymous July 24 2012, 09:00:09 UTC
L frowned. It sounded like Ryuk was easily bored and, unlike Rem who was a creature of conscience, there was nothing to stop Ryuk from reneging on his deal later—just for shits and giggles. Now what could keep the Shinigami occupied for the rest of their lives if the Shinigami realm was as boring as Rem had described it and most of the creatures just sat around playing games…? L was struck by a sudden epiphany as he suddenly recalled one of his successors… that one guy! What's his name? Third in line. Always wearing that striped shirt, always a victim of Mello's hair dye pranks… What was it? Matt or something…?

He said something about

"Rem-sama… do you think Ryuk might be interested in playing a different game?"

***

With help from Rem and Ryuk L had Wedy retrieved the notebook from Light's bedroom but that was only after a damned close call

"Oi, Ryuk-sama!" L addressed the new monster that was shadowing him in his most mocking, irritating tone of voice. "Why didn't you tell Rem-sama about the exploding desk drawer ( ... )

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Re: Kira, Sweetheart (pt 32) anonymous July 24 2012, 13:10:34 UTC
You know they call it "Evercrack" for a reason lol

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Kira, Sweetheart (pt 33) anonymous August 28 2012, 08:29:06 UTC
"…And as you know we burned Light's notebook. Kira is no more." L finished telling the Chief his story with an overly dramatic flailing of his arms, causing him to wobble a bit from his precarious perch on the edge of the planter. The genius hastily curled his toes in an attempt to get a better grip on the concrete.

"But what about Rem's book?" asked the Chief.

"It's currently locked away. No one can access it, not even me. It will be destroyed by an automated system once it's absolutely certain that we're all in the clear."

Mr. Yagami looked uncertain. "But I thought we were already…"

L nervously fiddled with his toes. "That largely depends on Misa now. In the meantime Watari is monitoring me for changes in my mental state."

"And are there any…?"

L rocked back and forth on his perch, his brows drawing tight as he worried at his thumbnail. "Watari seems to think I'm a bit more agitated and snappish than usual. Mostly I feel… a bit irritated that I don't have my-I mean Rem's book here to study. I feel this way even though ( ... )

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