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Welcome to the Death Note Anonymous Kink Meme! (#2)

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Watari decides that from now on L must eat only healthy food.

[anonymous]

After a visit to the doctor, Watari decides that from now on L must eat only healthy food. There is no transition period, and L is not informed until the day that Watari presents him with a bowl of oats (no sugar) and practically force feeds it to him.

Over the next few days L might suffer horrible withdrawal symptoms, and perhaps Light takes a liking to casually eating delicious looking cakes around L - L, of course, is not allowed any, no matter what sort of tantrums he might throw.

There doesn't need to be any actual sex for this; I just love the idea of poor L being denied something so simple as his sugar.

Kira, Sweetheart (pt 34)

[anonymous]

"But really that's the least of your problems. You see I had to work backwards to get to this diagnosis. Your anorexia explains the vitamin deficiency which I discovered is exasperating a congenital heart defect…"

Listening at the door, L's blood ran cold when he overheard what the doctor had to say to Light. That's when L was forced to agree with the Shinigami's assessment-Light Yagami was the luckiest human to ever be cursed with misfortune.

Light sat stock still in his tangle of blankets, horror and disbelief clearly etched across his face as that information began to sink in.

The doctor continued speaking mercilessly as he showed him the charts "I reviewed your past charts. Everything looked normal before. We only detected it now because you were being an idiot."

That snapped Light out of his horror-induced stupor. "Excuse me

Kira, Sweetheart (pt 35)

[anonymous]

L loudly cleared his throat. When he had everyone's attention, he sauntered on over and went over the charts that both the doctor and Light had studied extensively and he, like Light, could find no flaw in the doctor's reasoning. Upon coming to that conclusion the great detective decisively reached into his jeans pocket and pulled out the L-credit card (it was strawberry pink like his L-mobile and had a black gothic letter L on it) and his cell phone and then he insisted that he and the doctor have a "discussion" with the committee in charge of that donor list. By the time they returned Light was sure that L must have thrown around a great deal of his monetary and political capital in order to get him on top of the donor list. How else would he be having a heart transplant tomorrow? Light tried to protest because surely there were others who had greater need than he did but L would have none of it

Kira, Sweetheart (pt 36)

[anonymous]

There was no way that Light could know how far L had already gone to save his life-he saved him from the clutches of the Shinigami-he wasn’t about to lose him now! And so L had played hardball with the entire medical system to make sure Light would be cared for. L had found an ally in Light's doctor who, though very grouchy and insulting, was (the great detective L had to grudgingly admit) very perceptive. L had covered a laugh with a cough when something Light said set him off calling him a spoiled brat and stuck up daddy's boy who thought he was God's gift to mankind… only to frown when the doctor had then turned his wrath on him, warning Light that his "boyfriend" was a spoiled manchild who was never denied anything he ever wanted and was used to having others take care of his every whim-so really, they deserved each other… Well, nice to know he had the blessing of a random stranger. If only his talks with Watari and Mr. Yagami could have been so painless. It was a good thing Mr. Yagami had ultimately agreed with his plan. He hoped

Kira, Sweetheart (pt 37)

[anonymous]

***

"Which brings me to my next point-Mr. Yagami… I have a favor to ask you." L had asked Light's father as the two of them loitered in front of the hospital. They watched as a patient was discharged to be reunited with their family. "I propose that Light should remain in my custody."

"But he's not… he's not a danger now!"

"That's exactly my point. Without the notebook he is a completely different person. Of course he still has the potential to become a murderer again but then so do all humans. Luckily he's buying our story for now but if he remains here he will have time to think. He'll catch on to the fact that you're treating him differently. Alas Light is just too smart for his own good. Unless we take steps he is likely to figure it all out on his own."

"But… is that such a bad thing?"

L stared at the chief blandly. "Yes that is a very bad thing. I cannot stress this enough-he must never know. Think about it-what would you do if you suddenly learned you were a mass murderer? Light as he is now, with an innocent mind-I

Kira, Sweetheart (pt 38)

[anonymous]

"Good. We're in agreement then," the detective gave his best dopey smile "Besides from the sound of things we can help each other out-you can help me with my… slight sweet problem and I can help you with your anorexia."

Light frowned and mumbled something that sounded like "Stupid doctor. I know what I'm doing! Dammit, I'm not gaining weight! I'd sooner die!" And L determined that Light was still a bit loopy from the painkillers-L made a mental note to give Light his proposition again later just to be sure this was what Light really wanted.

L sighed. "You always go to extremes, don't you?" L said disparagingly at the teen's ranting.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

Anorexia-the lengths he goes to to appear perfect... L supposed it was up to him now to show Light that he didn't have to appear perfect all the time just to be liked

Kira, Sweetheart (pt 39)

[anonymous]

Light's eyes slowly fluttered open as he felt the comfortable warmth of the golden rays of his namesake against his skin. It was sunlight through a window-that was so unlike the harsh, sterile florescent lights of their usual abodes that it took him a moment to remember where they were

Kira, Sweetheart (pt 40)

[anonymous]

"Not that this isn’t enjoyable but I thought you said we have to get up...?" L hummed in amusement in between bouts of face-mashing.

"Well... If we're quick… I mean I took this eventuality into account when drafting the schedule..."

"So you're saying that really, I could still be still sleeping right now." L flopped back down dramatically onto the mattress.

"Would you rather be sleeping?" Light pouted

Kira, Sweetheart (pt 41)

[anonymous]

It was one of the myriad ways in which he and Light clashed. Even though they almost always, inevitably, came to the same conclusions they had very different modes of getting there. Though L too was a hopeless workaholic he found he was actually the more laidback of the pair-he had been trained to dispassionately analyze information with the efficiency of a human computer. Light however, while stoical, lacked L's level of emotional detachment. Of course back when he was Kira, Light had by necessity become a bit desensitized to human misery but this was no longer true. Light had regressed with the destruction of the notebook and even after five years of tackling some of the most difficult cases and working against some of the most depraved individuals humanity had to offer had failed to destroy his boundless optimism-though L knew that at times their chosen profession was very difficult for him with his high ideals. Light committed himself to every case. He rejoiced in their victories and he took failure hard. He never lost that rookie

Kira, Sweetheart (pt 42)

[anonymous]

"I'm getting fat," Light whined out loud, eying his breakfast with distaste-as per their morning ritual.

L rolled his large black eyes at his lover's usual complaint. "You're not getting fat. Light-kun looks as sexy as ever."

"Why the hell does he always give me so much?!"

"Hmmm... I suspect it's because he expects me to steal scraps from your plate..."

"It's like he doesn't trust us!" Light declared with self-righteous indignation.

"...Like we usually do." L said, desperation making him be completely unsubtle about his cravings as he again eyed the tantalizing sight of powdered sugar on Light's French toast.

"You know, I have a better idea..." Light said while wearing a devious smirk L hadn't seen in years. L grinned in turn; he had been thinking the exact same thing

Kira, Sweetheart (pt 43)

[anonymous]

As usual, L and Light went through the whole tedious process—they got their visitor's badges and hand stamps at the reception desk that declared they were both, indeed, sane; and as usual that allegation didn't go uncontested. Despite their careful preparations, the secretary still took one look at Ryuuzaki and assumed he was an in-patient. That was what prompted this whole ridiculousness of L into letting Light dress him up like a Ken doll in the first place. Deathgods, what more did these people want from him?! He was wearing a shirt with buttons! And Light had even gone so far as to restrain his poor hair into an almost neat pony tail

Kira, Sweetheart (pt 44)

[anonymous]

Light would never understand why L was so obsessed about using aliases that were variants on his name. It was one of many secrets L would never tell him—that L won his aliases, taking them from his vanquished rivals. Kira was by far the greatest challenge he faced in his life, so naturally he would be the crown jewel of his collection but L couldn't exactly take to calling himself "Kira" or "Light Yagami" especially since the latter was still living (well he did call himself "Light Yagami" that one time on a solo mission but Light had been insufferably smug when he found out.) When they went together like this L had taken to calling himself names like Hikaru, or Kou, or Lior, or Lucien, or Lux, or Nur, or Roshan, or Zhao or some 42 other names meaning "light." Light himself had no problem with L using his name—he was flattered if anything—and had half-jokingly asked if L was ready to take the next step and become "Mrs. L Yagami

Kira, Sweetheart (pt 45)

[anonymous]

At one point in Misa's attempts to ensnare her soul mate she had even gone so far as to dress up like Ryuuzaki—she dyed her hair black, gone barefoot, and worn simple baggy clothes just like Ryuuzaki did—but all that had succeeded in doing was creeping them both out so much that they didn't return for two whole years. Though surprisingly, her stunt had had more of an effect on Ryuuzaki than it did on Light. Up until that point Misa didn't think anything could faze the man because Ryuuzaki was like a robot: a perverted, candy-stealing robot. Though it utterly failed to seduce Light, Misa had kept the slightly disheveled look. She let her hair down and had taken to wearing baggy jeans and comfortable black t-shirts. It wasn't like she was working at the moment and it had the extra bonus of annoying Ryuuzaki to no end. Really, it was a more fashion appropriate look for in here anyway, especially since some of the other inmates were total perverts—she'd save the Loli Goth for her boyfriend. She dyed her hair blonde again though—even in

Kira, Sweetheart (pt 46)

[anonymous]

Yamamoto however genuinely cared about Misa and merely thought he was the luckiest man alive that a sexy celebrity would ever deign to date him. L was certain from his careful observations that Misa was beginning to care about the awkward, nerdy boy too. He hoped so. It would be very convenient if Misa would just transfer her obsession to Yamamoto and thus she would no longer be their problem

Kira, Sweetheart (pt 47)

[anonymous]

L could